#viconfessions

“When is Tilden gonna put a ring on Daisy’s finger already?”

“Ramsey and Charity should run away together and live happily ever after!”

“Igor is sooo handsome, only I have to wonder: is it just the hair? Would he still make us swoon if he were bald?”

“Ramsey and Septimus are secretly in love! Their poor wives!”

“How is Alastor Moody going to chase Death Eaters down with only one foot? Do we need a new Head Auror?”

“Sirius and his motorcycle seem... very close.”

“I don't understand how Charity is still single! It's not like she’s lacking in the looks department.”

“Of all the times to be bringing a child into this world, this is probably the worst! I think it's just plain selfish! What gives? Everyone thinks they’re going to die and so don’t bother with birth control?”