[Text]: So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist. // [Text]: After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
text: ... how did you find that out?text: wait i take that backtext: donāt tell me i really donāt wanna know
text: itās your fault we were there in the first placetext: so no, you canāt complain at all
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parker groaned as he was pulled up by the smaller woman. he plastered a look of annoyance onto his features, but ultimately didnāt mind it. as the male had done his best to try and not enjoy it, he couldnāt help the smile that formed on his face.Ā ā this is ridiculous, vi. ā
[text] Sorry I got drunk and texted you about my sex life // [text] I DONāT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
text: yes, thank you for talking to me about emiliaās vaginatext: because that was something i really wanted to know about
text: LISTEN OKAY FIRST OFFtext: my dick is very nice and i think it just limped a littletext: but go get ready and iāll be over to take you to brunch in an hour
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š ā Ā my muse hearing about your museās death.
it hurt parker to hear it from one of the bartenders, that no one even thought about telling him, thought he was sure thatās how everyone else felt about flora. but this wasnāt a little girl, this was vienna --- someone who was strong and fierce and then ... now she was gone. it didnāt feel as numb as it should have been, yet he could still feel the void in his heart; the place she occupied. the two were pretty close, not best friend close, but close enough that they knew things about each other that not everyone gets the pleasure of knowing. he thought of her as a little cousin, someone he loved and care for deeply and wouldnāt ever want them to get hurt. so when he heard the word death, he felt the air leave his body and he sat himself down, shaking his head, trying to think, trying to process what he had just been told. but he barely could.
š ā what my muse would say upon hearing yours has been arrested.
the laugh that escaped parkerās lips was so loud that he was sure it had woken up his neighbors, but he couldnāt contain it. it was so funny as he listened to her on the other end of the line,Ā ā this is too fucking good, vi, ā he bellowed out a laugh, shoving on his shoes and grabbing his keys.Ā ā youāre a fucking dumbass honestly, who the hell streaks across town? obviously only you. ā shaking his head, he closed the door behind himself,Ā ā iāll be there in like ten minutes, donāt go fucking your cellmate. ā
š, ā the toast my muse would give at your museās wedding.
he stood up, a large smile on his face at vienna and his best friend sitting together, both looking as gorgeous as ever and he loved seeing them together; it truly warmed his heart.Ā ā well, would you look at you two, ā he chuckled softly,Ā ā i totally thought you were going to fucking end up together and look, i was so right. you guys are married now! iām just so happy for both of you, that you both got your head out of your asses all those years ago to realize what was right in front of you the whole time. you guys will live a happy life with whatever path you choose for you future and always know that iām here to support you both in your endeavors in life. i love you and make sure you have a shit ton of sex on you honeymoon or iāll be so disappointed in you. ā
[text]:We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one. // [text]:When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bartender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
[text]: Was it a black converse bc Iām pretty sure that was my shoe.
[text]: Gives a whole other meaning toĀ āI lost my shoeā though.
[text]: Wait. What happened to the cannon though? Is it still there? Can we do the other shoe?
[text]: OKAY ITS NOT MY FAULT YOU DARED ME TO DO IT