#vi please

i need her to do unspeakable things to me. i need her to come home so i can take care of her. i need to hold her and kiss her and receive her kisses. i need to feel her sleeping with her body on top of mine. i need her to hump my ass to get off when she's so worked up and just can't help herself. i need her to use my mouth. i need her to hold me by my waits while i ride her strap and hump her thighs. i need her to be obsessed with my boobs while they bounce in front of her face. i need to kiss her all over and worship her and whisper how great and good she is. i need to-

Counterpoint, I'm never wrong.

i will laugh at him though while trying not to fall out of the window, very classy and sophisticated of me, yes yes

There’s exactly two seconds in which Caitlyn looks up from her desk and there’s genuine concern written in blue eyes  --  but then she remembers that she’s talking to Vi,  her significant other who always just makes jokes like this.   Caitlyn stands up from her chair,  walks around the desk,  sits on the edge.   Doesn’t bother crossing thighs or ankles,  she’s always wearing shorts under the awful design of the Enforcer uniform   ( she’s honestly trying to get it changed,  it’s a tradition that needs to be nixed ).    Caitlyn smiles.     “   While I think they add a certain charm to your looks,   you definitely should avoid getting anymore.   ”

Vi: as one of the BEST explorers ever, my advice is just to go for it! Preparing takes way too long, just have a good weapon and be ready to beat in some skulls!

thank you for your attention

My muse has been having the same nightmare for weeks now and it’s taking it’s toll. Send me “You look exhausted.” for my muse’s response.   .  @cajunspoons