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[please stand by...] "𝙸𝙵 𝙸𝚃 𝙱𝙻𝙴𝙴𝙳𝚂, 𝙸𝚃 𝙻𝙴𝙰𝙳𝚂": the world of showbiz, once an escape from chaos, from reality, seems to only feed off of it more and more each day. People want to know where the bodies are buried... They demand to know. And what kind of host would Jack Delroy be if he didn't try his darndest to deliver?

Studio buzzers announce the approach of the next segment, and like clockwork the audience begins to quiet. 𝙸𝚃'𝚂 𝙰 𝙳𝚁𝙸𝙻𝙻 𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚈 𝙺𝙽𝙾𝚆 𝚆𝙴𝙻𝙻. Somewhere behind the cameras, the floor manager's voice rises to count everyone off: "Places, people! We're back in five, four, three, two..." There's a mix of music, applause. The cameras pan, and the floor is 𝙼𝚁. 𝙼𝙸𝙳𝙽𝙸𝙶𝙷𝚃'𝚂 once more.

〝 𝙸𝙽 𝟷𝟿𝟽𝟿, 𝙳𝙴𝙰𝚃𝙷 𝚃𝙾𝙾𝙺 𝚃𝙾 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝚄𝙽𝙰𝚂𝚂𝚄𝙼𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝙰𝚂 𝙲𝙾𝚄𝙽𝚃𝚁𝚈𝚂𝙸𝙳𝙴. Husband and wife Howard and Pearl Douglas, a group of... Amateur filmmakers, all murdered in what can only be described as a bloodbath. With local authorities at a loss and the killer still on the loose, it sounds like something pulled straight out of a 𝙷𝙾𝚁𝚁𝙾𝚁 𝙵𝙻𝙸𝙲𝙺. From where we sit now, we can only hope there won't be a sequel... 〞

〝 Our next guest hails from Texas herself and has recently come under fire from those accusing her of the gruesome farmhouse killings. It's a 𝚃𝙰𝙻𝙻 𝙾𝚁𝙳𝙴𝚁 for such a little lady... We've invited her on to help clear her name-- a name that's actually been gaining traction lately within a certain film industry. Ladies and gentlemen, please help me welcome 𝙼𝙸𝚂𝚂 𝙼𝙰𝚇𝙸𝙽𝙴 𝙼𝙸𝙽𝚇! 〞

Mark blinked, slow, then furrowed his brows.

"I don't know what you mean."

After all, he'd been comfortable enough drinking in silence by the woman's side. Though he'd noticed a few glances his way, he hadn't bothered questioning them; frankly, he felt too much like shit to pretend like he cared about what he looked like any more.

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 𝐭𝐡𝐞  𝐬𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭  𝐨𝐟  𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬  𝐬𝐥𝐢𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠  𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧  𝐦𝐚𝐱𝐢𝐧𝐞'𝐬  𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐞𝐤𝐬  𝐭𝐮𝐠𝐬  𝐚𝐭  𝐢𝐦𝐨𝐠𝐞𝐧'𝐬  𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭.   it's  almost  unfathomable  that  maxine  feels  this  way  about  herself,  but  imogen  gets  it;  she's  been  there.   she  shakes  her  head,  her  instincts  taking  over  as  she  pulls  the  blonde  into  a  tight  hug.

 ❝it's  not  true.   none  of  it  is,❞   imogen  murmurs,  her  voice  soft,  barely  above  a  whisper  ── this  is  a  conversation  that  doesn't  need  any  eavesdropping.  ❝you're  a  badass,❞  imogen  adds,  pulling  away  just  enough  to  look  maxine  in  the  eyes.  ❝if  anyone  can't  see  that,  fuck  them.  they're  beneath  you.   it  sucks  that,  as  women,  we've  gotta  work  twice  as  hard…  but  you  can  do  it.  you're  gonna  push  through  and  make  them  all  regret  the  day  they  ever  told  maxine  minx  ❛no.❜❞

ashley cleans out her inbox!

her entire life, chrissie’s lived on the promise of getting attention. god, she falls into so many cliches. she’s an only child, so she’s lonely. her parents are divorced, so she feels neglected. god, freud would have a fucking field day with her, it’s so embarrassing. she gets into modeling, she gets into influencer culture, she throws parties and plays the part of a cool girl. what does it get her?

absolute. jack. shit. the worst thing to ever happen to her … well, happens, and no one gives a shit. no one checks in on her, no one even asks to see how she’s doing after all of her friends were murdered. kind of a fucking bummer, honestly!

and not to be a bitch, because she's reaaaaally trying to work on that, but ... it kind of fucking sucks seeing someone else get heralded for the same damn thing! not to steal from maxine's moment and trauma and all that, because everyone is suffering, but ... it fucking sucks not getting any of that same treatment!

"It's almost too perfect, too good to be true. -- Stay home. Be your own boss. Make thousands. I need to sign up for this."

MULTIMUSE ASK MEME

chrissie

billie

attractiveness:

repulsive / hideous / ugly / not attractive / unappealing / not unattractive / meh / no preference / ok / mildly attractive / nice looking / cute / adorable / attractive / pleasant on the eyes / good looking / hot / sexy / beautiful / gorgeous / hot damn / would tap that / perfect / godlike / holy fuck there are no words.

personality:

grating / irritating / frustrating / boring / confusing at best / awkward / unreasonable / psychotic / disturbing / interesting / engaging / affectionate / aggressive / ambitious / anxious / artistic / bad tempered / bossy / charismatic / appealing / unappealing / creative / courageous / dependable / unreliable / unpredictable / predictable / devious / dim / extroverted / introverted / egotistical / gregarious / fabulous / impulsive / intelligent / sympathetic / talkative / up beat / peaceful / calming / badass / flexible.

how likely they would have sex with them:

not if they were the last person on earth and the world was ending / fuck no! / never / no way / not likely / not sure / indifferent / I’m asexual / maybe / probably / it depends / fairly likely / likely / yeah sure / yes / would tap that / hell yes / fuck yes! / wishing that could happen right now / as many times as possible / we are already having sex.

level of friendship:

never in a million years / worst of enemies / enemies / rivals / indifferent / neutral / acquaintance / friendly toward each other / casual friends / friends / good friends / best friends / fuck buddies / bosom buddies / practically the same person / would die for them / true friends / my only friend.

first impression of them:

i hate them so much / i don’t like them / i don’t trust them / they annoy me / they’re weird / I’m indifferent / meh / they seem alright / they’re growing on me / truce / I think I like them / I like them / I’m not sure if I trust them / I trust them / they’re cool / they’re genuine / I think we’re going to get along / I really like them / I think I’m in love / oh fuck they’re hot / I love them.

current impression of them: