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Keith: You’re fired.
Lance: I knew this was coming…
Keith: I’m sorry… but you’re the worst chef to ever try and cook.
Lance: Well, then you’re cooking until Hunk gets back from visiting his parents.
Allura: I can-
Keith: Lance, you’re reinstated.
Lance: Wise choice.
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Lance: Fire.
Keith: Can you stop snapping your fingers?
Lance: No.
Lance: Fire.
Keith: What?
Lance, snapping his fingers: I’m a human lighter, Keith. It makes sparks every time I do this.
Keith: WHY ARE YOU DOING IT INSIDE, THEN?!
Lance: Where. Is. My. Coffee.
Hunk: I think the pot’s empty.
Lance: Yes. Who drank the last mug, and didn’t make a new pot? THIS IS MORNING PROTOCOL! ITS POLITE!
Keith: Hey, I made you a coffee.
Lance: OhmygodIloveyousomuch.
New reporter: So, how long have you two been married?
Keith: A while.
Lance: We honeymooned by punching Lotor in the face.
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Allura: Why did you tell them that? Now the whole universe thinks you’re married.
Lance: Are you saying we lied?
Lance: Keeeeith, Allura is calling us liars!
Keith: We didn’t lie.
Allura: Y- wh- h- MARRIED?!
Allura: I have decided.
Allura: The winner… of the ‘who’s my husband’ contest…
Allura: Is…
Allura: Nobody. I don’t need no man.
Allura: This is my girlfriend Merla, and we’re going to be asexual, lesbian problems.
Lance: Is problem a gender identity now?
Pidge: That’s how I identify.
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Lance: Trans rights!
Keith: As much as I appreciate that… can you not tie a pride flag to your lion?
Lance: Trans. Rights.
Keith: Okay. Just tie it tightly.
Lance: So I was watching The Amazing Transgender Circus-
Daniel: Not what it’s called.
Lance: The Amazing Lesbian Circus?
Daniel: I- you know, nevermind. Both are correct.
Lance: Yaaay!
Keith: We’re about to die.
Lance: I’m sorry, are we sad? I’ll be sad.
Lance: Aw… yay… *sniffle* yay.
Pidge: Therapy. You- all the therapy.
