#vexresponds

IT'S CHET TANNER BY THE WAY!!! HEY BRO! AND SIS! YOU BOTH RULE, DUDE.. AND..DUDETTE? GIRL?...I'M WORKING ON IT.

Why, hello, Chet! It's true, we are the ones who make the "Sick flesh things"! It is quite "epic" (as you put it), and we're glad someone FINALLY appreciates our beautiful creations.

losersayswhat?

What? You really think I'm going to fall for that? That's stupid. You're stupid. This ask is stupid! I've been alive (and unalive) long enough to know how this goes. You dense tricks silly ploys will never fool me!

Hm. They're quite tasty. And their bones devolve quickly in stomach acid too (as most bones do). They're shitty test subjects though. Every rat I've tested on has been quite defiant. None of my experiments were harmful, just simple cognitive tests. Even so, they hardly complied unless it personally benefitted them. What selfish creatures...

- @that-one-weylinco-rat

Hello, Malleus! How the fuck did you get your tiny paws on a phone???

(I think it has something to do with cats.

Strange, but thank you for the "boops". I forgot to document how many "boops" we had accumulated by the end of the day but I'm sure there were plenty. We appreciate your contribution.

Thank you! I shall inform Viv you think of her that way.

-🖤

Hello!

Great, thanks.