Forbidden:Oikawa X Obama

It all began on a dark, stormy night. Obama-san was gazing out the window of the Oval Office, wishing he had someone to spend these empty moments with. Suddenly, crash of thunder welcomed the Secretary of State into the office, who happened to be Tooru Oikawa. Surprised, Obama-san crashed into the window, which caused Oikawa-san to magically teleport to Obama-san's side and pat his head lovingly. Obama-san blushed like an anime girl, and Oikawa-san quickly backed up to 6 feet away, because coronavirus. Obama-san immediately cleared his throat, straightening his suit. Oikawa-san started to talk, but instead, Obama-san burst into song like a Disney princess. The skies cleared, the sun shone (even though it was 8 in the evening) and birds pierced the window like missiles in order to revolve around his head. Oikawa-san then proceeded to break into the same song as Obama-san to harmonize with him. Obama and Oikawa looked into each other's eyes. "I-I didn't know you could sing like that," Oikawa gasped. Obama sighed. "Alas, it is the curse of the President." He then started violently crying and squirrels and deer broke down the solid oak door to console him. Oikawa then left the room, since he had forgotten what he was going to talk to Obama-san about. He blushed intensely as he remembered the birds cicling Obama-san's smooth, almost-bald head, kind of like a mb2 raceway. Kuroo-san, the Vice President, had heard all of this from the office next door. He decided to go ask Obama-san about what had happened. He brought a piece of butter on toast as a peace offering, since they had debated heavily about whether or not to impose a yawning tax. When he got to Obama-san's office, he was surprised to see him laying on the ground, listening to My Chemical Romance. Kuroo-san decided that it was better to simply leave the toast near the door with a signed note: "Hey shawty. Brought u sum toast. YOLO. Love, Kuwoo-san UwU" A few hours later, Obama-san emerged from his emo cloud to return to his presidential duties. Just then, he glimpsed the toast and crawled to it like a savage, starving beast. Oikawa-san happened to pass by just then, and saw Obama-san shoving the toast down his throat while singing Butter by BTS at the top of his lungs, all while laying on the floor in a fetal position.

note: my entire camera sim card just reset itself and i lost all of my pics and vids of hawaii. im on the plane back rn and i was editing some hawaii clips together and then it gave me an error message,,,,i proceed to check and it says error. I WAS GONNA MAKE SUCH A COOL VLOG UGH this is devastating and im abt to throw myself off the plane🥲 ALSO HAVE I MENTIONED THIS IS THE SECOND TIME SOMETHING LIKE THIS HAPPENS😭

anyway, back to the fic…