#very self indulgent here...

Stereotypical brat-tamer; strict, enforces rules, and has ‘very little patience’ for horsin’ around. 

“Very little” as in, he doesn’t want you to think he indulges such behaviors, but deep down, he finds it cute. 

If you baby talk, going on about a nap and sweet treats, he corrects your language subtly (“You’re not eepy, darling.”), but fulfills every whim. You will be puffed, fluffed, primped, and perfect. 

You come to him whining about being too tired to blow dry or comb your hair, so he lets you plop in his lap and picks up whatever tools you brought without a single complaint. 

When you come home with many shopping bags, he takes the receipt first and sighs. One sigh, and a look. Only if your bill is triple digits does he want you to take it down a notch, but gosh, it’s hard to say no to you!

Now, he does have his set schedules and his downtime, and if you’re too whiny, too loud, too hyper, the belt’s coming out…

Kidding! Not really.

Nanami has his boundaries, and while he loves a good nip, biting too hard or smacking his shoulder for his attention earns you a light squeeze of your arm, and a gentle, “Now, let’s not do that.” 

First is a warning, second is a spankin’!

Same goes for his mandated overtime— you mess with Nanami when he’s typing on his laptop or if you’re caught sketching on his spreadsheets, you get a tight-knit expression and a slow chase down the hallway! Nevermind that you’re giggling madly and he’s holding back a snicker when he loosens his tie. 

(Ask for a heart cutout paddle and he’ll vehemently reject you— but if you pout cutely enough, you just might get it.)

Your slightly abnormal brat-tamer.

I say abnormal because Toji’s got more patience than ya think. If you wanna throw a tantrum, he will let you do it all day! In fact, he just might join you! (to mock you, duh.)

Aww, you stomped your feet because he got home too late? Because you didn’t like what was for dinner? He’ll stomp too!

If you bite, he bites back. If you tug on his hair, he tugs right back. 

At first, Toji’s hardly a tamer when he laughs or plays along, but eventually, he’ll grab you by the waist and bend you over his knee. Unlike Nanami, he spanks the old-fashioned way. 

Humiliation is part of his taming. He can be a lil mean, such as when he whips out his flip phone or iphone s3 (some old ass phone because simple is better in his mind) to record you when you really cry. He thinks it's funny, whether you agree or not. 

At some point, you can laugh about it when watching the video back on his cracked screen. 

What he doesn’t tell you though, is how often he watches them when you’re away; not for sick entertainment, but because… he misses y—

Unlike Nanami, he doesn’t care much about how you spend money, especially his money. He blows through it too, so when he slides over an allowance, he actually expects you to spend it all. 

He’ll sit by and watch your cute lil’ fashion show, your demonstrations, your kingdom of toys without a single judgment. Money’s gone? He’ll get another job, another bounty.