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WITH A MOBILITY SCOOTER NOT LIKE, AN ENTIRE VEHICLE. I DIDN'T LOSE A FOOT AND QUOTE YOU I REALIZE HOW THAT SOUNDED.

seeing this at the top of my inbox with no context is leaving me in stitches i refuse to give myself context

jk ill share the first 2/3rds of the ask

i dont talk bout my family and i not getting dinner THAAATT much..... i think... hilarious either way...

#snap chats #UNLUCKY WITH THE SCOOTER super lucky you didnt lose a limb tho.. hilarious thing to quote in that timeline tho #like Mercy On Your Wretched Soul i could get behind. i like a cheeky 'may the lord smite thee' every once in a while its goofy its fun #my familys nonexistent dinner habits however.. Very Funny but never thought it the most flexible thing to just throw out on a friday #still baffling still digesting it as a concept. like again its such an incredibly niche sentence to throw out when regularly inconvenienced #very funny..

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MEEEDIC! Heh, sorry about that again. Pauling here.

Scout's been a real pain in the butt recently. I need you to find someone to distract him so he doesn't start flirting with me while I'm trying to bury bodies (plus, I think the Admin's starting to get a bit... angry... at his show of affections... not 'favourable circumstances' for the job, apparently).

Why don't you play cupid and find him a merc he'll focus his gross affections on instead? I'll allow you to use your bonesaw if necessary! Just think of it as a contract, look, I'll even pay you- JUST GET HIM OUT OF MY SIGHT!

.... Thanks doc, I know I can count on you!

-Miss F. Pauling

you want me to play cupid?? hAHAHAAA!! HAAHAHAHHEEheh hoo!! im no matchmaker miss pauling! you must be incredibly desperate to be coming to me for help with this. ill see what i can do, if theres something in it for me, but i cant promise you anything. i think youd be better off just telling him outright that youre not interested no?

#grinning incredulously #very funny..#who would i even match him with #do i even care?#maybe i can push this task off on someone else. hm..#the doc is in #replies from the void #tf2

thibking about that thing inread a while ago where people keep trying to tell jason that bruce is mentally ill and every time he goes “no hes not.” girl yes he is!!!!!!!!

#jg og #very funny..

sorry sweetie u cant date me, im xbox exclusive ;))

#very funny..#e3 liveblob

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