#verm is reading...

yeah you wacko 🥰something something spoiler alert who you really are and how do you fight something that knows "you" by leveraging the matryoshka dolls of "self" that comprise you as an individual

i fucking cackled at this, thank you penguin

i want to eat the art so bad. but also bruce. you need to be maced. i know i know he goes into the whole dilemma of how he's a mire that sucks them into this life where they can't be happy, even though they were able to be happier than him, at a first glance. but also to choose vigilantism is like choosing service, there are sacrifices to be made to be "good"--you necessarily can't have everything. idk i just like looking at how it touches everything in their lives, no matter how well you mask and compartmentalize (bc even that ability to compartmentalize is through this bullshit!)

cutie 🥰 also i too would look at purple batman like 🤨

i was like "how did no one see this coming. he's just like that. why did clark even need to ask what bruce's contingency for himself was." and then i read a little further and realized alfred was dead. RIP bruce's last tether to rationality ig.

this is like, where the fun of these types of characters come from for me, bc i'm around all types of people nowadays who are all, at a baseline, very very clever. there are the ^ten million plots guys who plan every move, but you know they are planning every move. there are the 🙂 guys where they have vague schemes and always seem to land on their feet like a cat

it's so funny to see people try to be ten million plots when they can't even juggle one. or are worried about too many contingencies and then they make the github explode

the vague schemers that don't succeed just look like they're bumbling around blind. not as entertaining.

DICK GRAYSON PROPORTION ALERT

the superbat is WAFTING off the pages. filling my entire office space.

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OKAY. now we get to the part where he fucking FALLS FROM THE MOON.

I WANT TO BEAT HIM WITH HAMMERS.

so, longtime followers of this blog, if you remember that one time i did a poll about "guess the unhinged manner in which i answered this question about newton's third law for my intro physics final"

i am better than that now. it's been ten plus years. i have a doctorate in aerospace engineering, and i design conceptual space missions for a living.

WHY AM I BEING HAUNTED BY MY PHYSICS 1A ANSWER VIA BRUCE "MOTHERFUCKING BATMAN" WAYNE

you don't nearly have enough thrust nor isp to do discrete impulses like that. take optimal controls, you dingnut. you can't solve a two-point boundary value problem in your head you, you----🫵🫵🫵

no, he has contingencies. he's already calculated a set of gains for the PID representing this situation and has it practiced to the millisecond.

i did not come home from a long day of work looking at trajectory code for this. literally screamed when i got to this part.

also, enjoy your re-entry dynamic pressure you fuck

i hate him 🥰