Cum Again?!.
So I remember this episode of 'Friends' the character Rachel had an interview at Ralph Lauren. After fucking up her first opportunity, she returned for a second interview. The hiring manager quickly pointed out to Rachel on himself, motioning towards his lip as if to say you have something 'right here'. Confused by the action she storms out of his office. In a different time and place, called Venture's high life. In the thick of my morning routine, brush teeth/shower: Check. Dressed/Made coffee:Check. And had a bit of breakfast; which I never do, so Double Check for me! I drove my usual route to my bus stop at 12th and Poplar. Had an unusually easy commute, as the 23 bus was on time for once. Arrived to work with 10 minutes to spare and I hung out in the break room. Roaming around the tight space I made another cup of coffee and chopped it up with other arriving staff. Tom, an asshole. Looked at me and motioned to me pointing at his lip. Knowing, Tom's an asshole, continued making my way to my work station. Sitting at the front desk another co worker motioned to me rubbing their lip. I ignored this sign again. Finally the security guard Mo, looked at me with the same pure bluntness I give out like chewing gum. She says, "Bitch, you got white shit on your chin, what the fuck you been doing this morning?" I quickly touched my chin in several places pulled my fingers away to see a white powder like dust on my tips; without thought I licked my finger. Sweet, as I reminisced of the apple Danish I ate this morning. In blink of a millisecond I realized with a slow exclaimed 'fuck'.... Sounding like a thought I reflected on my morning commute aloud, "shit, you mean I drove the all the way down broad street, got on the fucking bus, walked two got damn blocks and have now been in the motherfucking building for 30 fucking minutes Now with icing from breakfast on my got damn chin, and no one said shit til Now! What The Fuck! The room erupted into laughter as well as I once digested on what I can only say to myself 'welcome to my world'...
