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بِسْمِ اللَّهِ الرَّحْمَنِ الرَّحِيمِ Dear Sheikh Hamdan Bin Mohammed Congratulations لاَّ يُحِبُّ اللّهُ الْجَهْرَ بِالسُّوَءِ مِنَ الْقَوْلِ إِلاَّ مَن ظُلِمَ وَكَانَ اللّهُ سَمِيعًا عَلِيمًا(النساء148) Dubai Crown Prince 1971 Initiative I have been waiting 30 years for your Initiative. “Let’s have it from the end… the cream… Scheherazade! Please”. I mean: I will be too brief: Ahmed Adi Albitar a BELLBOY in King David Hotel in Jerusalem, Israel authored back in 1971 a very interesting MUSTREAD Document called: “The Constitution of the United Arab Emirates” دستور دولة الامارات العربية المتحدة‎ “dastūr dawlat al-imarāt al-arabīya al-muttahida” Since I am a Blackbelt Diehart Paulite Constitutionalist Libertarian I religiously memorized the whole 152 articles of UAE Constitution outta my heart. Just kidding! Come on Boys. It ain’t worth it. I read it twice. OK! Let’s get to the bottom of it. The most mind bugling articles that caught my eyes were article 21 & 39 of the Constitution which strictly prohibits either the STATE or the RULING Family forfeit, confiscate or attach any private property, assets or money without court order. Here’s the deal… despite all that constitutional jazz all night long to the morning sun. Sheikh Hamdan [YOUR UNCLE] mocked the whole constitution and confiscated TEN MILLION DOLLARS DWD Payables from Dubai Water Department that killed both my parents, devastated my family & children and threw me to the DOGS for 30 years hustling and FIGHTING, scratching and BITING to pay DWD DEBTS that ain’t mine. It will be nice if you draw a CHEQUE to cover those [loose change] plus spoils of 1982 until today, another eight Million Dirham for Nadd Alshiba’s ELEVEN Greenbelts that’s EIGHTY Million Dollars SPOILS in 30 years and please don’t forget to clear all my debts accumulated in Dubai court. Should that turns Imbroglio then I am more than happy to take back my goods. At least I can return some to my innocent suppliers [alas DWD victims] and sell some to please my aggravated Seigniorage Banksters [alas Dubai Hyenas]. I can’t wait to take-out all those Nadd Alshiba’s GREENBELT Trees down too to auction ’em in Garhoud Nurseries. Don’t worry! PAKHTUN Gardeners will bribe Dubai Municipality to replant ‘em back in Nadd Alshiba at ten times of my price. Call me. If I am allowed I will take off all my manhole covers outta Dubai streets and walkways [mind your steps Folks!, watch out your kids!], that’s including water meters, pipes, fittings, valves, pumps, earth moving equipments, tractors everything. I ought not get to court for that. After all that all are my property since DWD paid nothing. فَلَمَّا كَشَفْنَا عَنْهُمُ الرِّجْزَ إِلَى أَجَلٍ هُمْ بَالِغُوهُ إِذَا هُمْ يَنْكُثُونَ (الاعراف 135) I am too old GOUTIC to take DWD to court. After all who’s that foolish crackpot JUDGE who will risk his career and commit suicide to try DWD and deliver judgment? If I sue DWD I will be thrown in prison as laughingstock Philosoraptor and die there as that IDIOT Don Quixote who pawned his life to bet on wrong horse overtrusted his own Sheikh who kept his doors shut charming Khomeini. [In case you didn’t know Philosoraptor metaphor it ain’t that dinosaur analogy that you know who grapples with big questions of metaphysics, ethics, and meaning of it all but that Emarati Dumbass Who’s fooled by Sheikh’s false esteem that he went outta way starving to supply DWD 23 Million Dollar worth of goods to save Dubai of dehydration and flooding on face value against worthless unbankable government of Dubai orders]. Imagine my mayhem when I am headhunted by every Affluenza Bounty Hunter, haunted by every Debt Collector on menopause for 30 years. My phone is TAHSEEL’s default 911 as common thief. “It’s a virtue to kill a man than taking away his money” The above mentioned Prophet’s [PBUH] Despot proclamation is a Commanding HADEETH omitted from Sahih al Bukhari recent version. وَإِنْ مَا نُرِيَنَّكَ بَعْضَ الَّذِي نَعِدُهُمْ أَوْ نَتَوَفَّيَنَّكَ فَإِنَّمَا عَلَيْكَ الْبَلَاغُ وَعَلَيْنَا الْحِسَابُ (الرعد-40) As per Dubai Elder’s STATUS QUO they believe that Sheikh Hamdan is a LITTLE GOD [El-Rab-El-Saghier] and has heavenly birthright to take away my money and devastate me. He probably has taken away my money for the global warming that I caused to Planet Earth or as common thief. Sheikh Hamdan order Saeed AlraGabani UAE Agriculture Minister then to fire me from my job. With no compensation, no pension, no retirement nothing. For 30 years, I thought why should this little self-appointed Lesser God had the BALLS to shoot me in the head. Oh no he loved to see my misery and the melancholy left behind me that killed both my parents [may Allah bless their souls], devastated my family & children and he can rule happily ever after. I was too thick and stooopid then to think that way; until I realized that Seigniorage Banksters who’re headhunting me are his. The Little self appointed Lesser God wanted me HUSTLING and FIGHTING, SCRATCHING and BITING to pay DWD DEBTS that ain’t mine. Its Ockham's Razor Law of Parsimony. [Oh No] as I switch to Organic belladonna and ditched Monsanto ganja. I realized that [Just crudity scatological humor. don’t do it boys!] Should I have taken Bill Duff’s Deputy Ismail Agha’s offer to ESCROW One Million Dollars to release my Funds? I ain’t writing you today. I was a FOOL and NAÏVE to refrain from BRIBING Ruler’s office Chief Account then. I blame my Patriot Upbringing. I only can strike rich if I have been a beggar, a bribed nutjob unemployable than self-employed killer entrepreneur who sell ICE to ESKIMOS. I loathed bore you at this stance with this claim credibility. Bill Duff got everything. All LPOs, SRVs & invoices and more in my Banksters vaults. I loyally read both of Your Dad’s [the Present Ruler] Books; Ro’yati and Spirit of the Union, he conscientiously crowed about CRADLE to GRAVE UTOPIA phenomenon. He looked through his [Elder Brother] Sheikh Hamdan turn my life to Hell and yet whenever he’s confronted by White Folks Jackass Janes said pleasing ‘em: ‘NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW’. He should hang his Pseudonyms. Are you kidding? What law? Whose law? Who? and Where? I realized that he must be talking about a forbidden utopia that I ain’t allowed to subscribe. Its Gargantua and Pantagruel war. To avoid this memo scoffed-at and banned in-TRANSIT by some Nutjob Unemployable Scion Grafts at your end. I posted my INITIATIVE QUESTION in English than Arabic on social media. God forbid I ain’t Anglosexual though. You may keep your Dh 50,000 award for the needy contenders who just started spamming this premise all over the web. They’re 71 contenders, they need it. SHEESHA price jumped from Dh 5.00 to Dh 25.00. Thanks to Ro’yati and Spirit of the Union. I am an offensive comedian. I mean no disrespect or affront. It’s Just wanted to cheer you up whenever you read it. Carpe diem Mea culpa. Obaid Karki I Ain’t Anglosexual Liberal Hippie, Neither Wolf nor Dog, I am a coyote. A Paulite Picassoic Provocateur Constitutionalist Libertarian وَلَا تَدْعُ مَعَ اللَّهِ إِلَهًا آخَرَ لَا إِلَهَ إِلَّا هُوَ كُلُّ شَيْءٍ هَالِكٌ إِلَّا وَجْهَهُ لَهُ الْحُكْمُ وَإِلَيْهِ تُرْجَعُونَ(القصص88) I thought you should know: The Word (قانون) Kanoon: presumably borrowed from Hindi nomenclature Desi Kanoon Meaning (LAW) in English. (قانون) Kanoon phrase stipulated 85 times all over the UAE Constitution without drawing a distinct verbatim of its predetermined definition in any of those 152 Articles presets of the Constitution. And yet it ain’t mentioned not even once in 6236 Ayah or 17655 words of Holy Quran; Having said that; should you consider amending the constitution to define either or both. The Term (قانون) Kanoon ain’t Law (disambiguation) its musical instrument that rules percussion in Hebrew. Since the phrase law ain’t neither Quranic nor Biblical term. Its Old Norse meaning: Causal link or Principle whose violation must or should result in penalty as failure, injury, loss, or pain. Ain’t authored by 3rd party. It’s an Old English lagu of Scandinavian origin; akin to Old Norse lǫg law; akin to Old English Licgan to Lie. Ain’t that something? It’s a miracle hahaha…. Hallelujah.