"Should I even ask how you set the toaster on fire Lancer?" Archer could smell the smoke pouring off him before he even stood before her eyes not bothering to raise from her book. "Ruler forewarned thee to keep it on the third setting."
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Hands clenched firmly at his sides, killing intent bore down on the Archer. These shared quarters only brought him more and more frustration each passing day! His hair was frazzle and his shoulders were peppered with crumbs and ash of whatever had been ruined by Lancer’s hapless attempt at cooking something for himself.
“ That is the trouble, isn’t it? What does a country girl know about the complexities of modern invention and their heat when the only setting she knows of is that of fire–burning at the stake! The ‘third setting’ is the very one I used.
—-Where is she? ”
