#veliger

The Ballad of the Veliger

or: How the gastropod got its twist

by Walter Garstang

The Veliger’s a lively tar, the liveliest afloat, A whirling wheel on either side propels his little boat; But when the danger signal warns his bustling submarine, He stops the engine, shuts the port, and drops below unseen

He’s witnessed several changes in pelagic motor-craft; The first he sailed was just a tub, with a tiny cabin aft. An Archi-mollusk fashioned it, according to his kind, He’d always stowed his gills and things in a mantle-sac behind.

Young Archi-mollusks went to sea with nothing but a velum— A sort of autocycling hoop, instead of pram—to wheel ‘em; And, spinning round, they one by one acquired parental features, A shell above, a foot below—the queerest little creatures.

But when by chance they brushed against their neighbours in the briny, Coelenterates with stinging threads and Arthropods so spiny, By one weak spot betrayed, alas, they fell an easy prey— Their soft preoral lobes in front could not be tucked away!

Their feet, you see, amidships, next the cuddy-hole abaft, Drew in at once, and left their heads exposed to every shaft. So Archi-mollusks dwindled, and the race was sinking fast, When by the merest accident salvation came at last.

A fleet of fry turned out one day, eventful in the sequel: Whose left and right retractors on the two sides were unequal: Their starboard halliards fixed astern alone supplied the head, While those set aport were spread abeam and served the back instead.

Predaceous foes, still drifting by in numbers unabated, Were baffled now by tactics which their dining plans frustrated. Their prey upon alarm collapsed, but promptly turned about, With the tender moral safe within and the horny foot without!

This manoeuvre (fide Lamark) speeded up with repetition, Until the parts affected gained a rhythmical condition, And torsion, needing now no more a stimulating stab, Will take its predetermined course in a watchglass in the lab.

In this way, then, the Veliger, triumphantly askew, Acquired his cabin for'ard, holding all his sailing crew— A Trochophore in armour cased. with a foot to work the hatch, And double screws to drive ahead with smartness and despatch.

But when the first new Veligers came home again to shore, And settled down as Gastropods with mantle-sac afore, The Archi-mollusk sought a cleft his shame and grief to hide, Crunched horribly his horny teeth, gave up the ghost, and died.

Some fakemon I drew based on larval development in marine invertebrates! In order: “These pokemon can often be found drifting near the edge of space, feeding on the Earth's magnetic field. Based on the echinopluteus larva, juvenile, and adult forms of the sand dollar.”

“They look beautiful fluttering through your garden, but beware-- they’d rather eat your flowers than pollinate them. Based on the veliger larva of marine snails.”

This is a video I took once upon a time of an unidentified gastropod veliger trapped under a slide, frantically attempting to swim away from the heat of the light under the microscope, slowly dying.