#vee's personal posts

oh also I named the diary Anna after Anne frank because she inspired this whole thing. (dont ask this was 6 years ago)

right. starting off strong. (leaving th typos in because I was like. 10/11/12. so.)

'quarantine hasn't stopped yes yet so I am still doing online work. my letters have been short lately cus #VeryBusy'

okay this one got a giggle out of me

'today I shall tell yousomathing nobody else should ever know it would ruin my life of Minecraft. I was playing nether games (public server) when two boys started SWEARING. first, one said 'w+f' (yes, a plus sign instead of a 't', and the other took a little thing and made it HUGE (I reported him but I dont think it matters he says he has been reported 80,000 times).'

dude. she knew who she was from a very young age. all of that has been typed verbatim and I am also mixed. so. took great offence to this.

okay next. this one made me properly laugh. it is funny I promise.

'Anna. today mother hurt me so bad. I fake slapped her and she accidentally slapped me on the arm and it is red now. after that I tried to push her out of my way and it worked. anyway. *sigh*. l8r, [vee]'

CACKLED. 'L8r' GIRL.

this next one just says

' I am so ANGRY. I dont know why though. maybe it is because what I texted wasn't true. I am so unhappy.'

yeah. covid will do that

HAHA okay. cutting out and replacing names here for obv reasons

'me and lexie are officially friends and tomorrow Lettie's coming to school. Lexie got hit square in the eye with a hula hoop. (thanks josh >:( ) and Lexie and Charlie really stood up for me. I intervened in a fight (Steven vs josh) and Luke said it was none of my business. Lexie said 'she can do whatever the hell she wants dumbass' and before that Charlie said 'dude she does what she wants. leave her alone she can involve herself if she wants!'

earlier this year we found out Lexie was lesbian. I really dont care though. GN! yours truly, [vee]"

giggled I always knew.

OH MY GOD WAIT I FORGOT I HAD A CRUSH ON MY GUY BSF THIS IS IMPORTANT IM FUCKING CACKLING. (this is like.. ehhh a little less than a year later)

'[...] I have had a growing crush on two of my GORGEOUS friends. my life is rubbish too because I cant tell if either of them wants to be more than friends. also I cant tell Allie anything anymore without Lexie knowing cus Allie tells her. I guess I'll tell you though. ok one you already know [youngest son of one of my dad's friends. doesnt even live on the same continent] and [guy best friend]. I know he is so Sus [release me] but he is really nice and can keep secrets pretty well too.

anyway back to the Allie and Lexie thing. I swear some of this stuff is SO complicated. anyway Allie talks about Lexie behind her back to me and prob does the same about me to Lexie. dont care! but! I cant tell anything without the two of them finding out like I said. rubbish.'

giggles my life really was sooooo dork diaries.

honourable mention this one from when I was 8ish that I thought was cute

'its been a whole day and an entire playdate wit Evyl Evenly Evelyn so yeah that was fun ill write again tomorrow morning oh and today we went on the longest bike ride ive ever been on it was lasagnia for lunch Yeah!'

'theres one thing in this world that I constantly crave, the smoothest of skin, and the closest of shaves. I found that my razor was giving me trouble, hours of work and still covered in stubble. I wanted the shave on my skin to be cleaner, so opted instead for a vegetable p-peeler. I fear that I might have got carried away.

do you think I got c-c-carried away??' he collapses. skinless.

that was epic I love stop motion.

like no what you need to understand is we're talking about cake

also I know she was American because she felt the need to include herself in the conversation with a loudly proclaimed 'ew do yall actually eat that'

🫩 yes. its cake? who the fuck doesn't like cake