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you learn the grammar of modern standard arabic and the colloquials from several dialects, whatever fits you. and: whatever sticks, that’s the most important part. if egyptian arabic sticks, go for it, if gulf arabic doesn’t, go back to egyptian and related ones. 

so if you do both, modern standard and local expressions, chances are you’ll be understood either way. a bit of classic arabic so you can speak and especially read, some colloquial to speak & understand even better 👍

no boredom guaranteed since it’s a 2 in 1 strategy. if you find yourself not being able to memorize this or that, you switch over to the other, advance, come back, and you’ll be able to memorize it.

now my favorite part. every learner is usually drawn to a specific region. we may be interested in the entirety of the culture but after enough research or by pure intuition/interest, we know our corner. you classically find yourself immersed in of these three areas. 

north africa

middle east

arabic peninsula

i guarantee your heart beats for a very specific sociocultural and linguistic niche once you have the overview. there are similarities between several dialects found there. just learning one from each region can eclipse the area. so, three in total, whatever comes the easiest to you. 

there are only five (!) main dialect groups to begin with!

- Maghrebi, Egyptic, Mesopotamian, Levantine & Peninsular Arabic.

and yes, 29 specific dialects as subcategories of those. may i remind you: that’s across two continents, 22 countries, a gigantic area. that’s pretty fair. i take it as a variety to choose a good fit from rather than an overwhelming challenge.

going by the elimination principle takes you far, there’s usually one of the five main groups that works best with the brain’s systematic grasp of languages you already know. so, it’s naturally learning-friendly after you get into it. i promise one or two of these five is already your compatible friend so to speak. 

for comparison: meanwhile germany — which is as tiny as Yemen — as one country has 53 (😲) dialects and 13 main categories. and we don’t even understand each other clearly while most arabs usually do.

check out the pronunciation differences (e.g. harder or softer consonants) first rather than the different vocabulary between dialects. telling them apart by listening helps and also gives a motivation boost imo, and makes you well-versed in navigating arab cultures. 

in that regard: every arab teacher online will teach dialects mentioning the sort of attitude and tone of the speaker along with it. in other words, see dialects as personality facets: it’s easier to grasp them that way. each one has a different flair and it’s naturally important to the native speakers.

the only dialect that arabs don’t universally understand at all is moroccan. it confuses them entirely so you can imagine how hard it is for new learners. so put it off for much later or skip it unless you want to go to marrakech 😂 EXCEPTION: IF YOU LEARN/SPEAK SPANISH. the maghrebi dialect will welcome you. some words are super uncanny since the countries are neighbors after all.

the rest: there are variations and alternative phrases, but everyone gets the gist when people speak clearly and somewhat formally.

chances are that if you have a mentor or teacher, you’ll be exposed to one particular dialect anyway. sometimes, you don’t come to the dialect but it comes to you. 

i recommend the wonderful and cheery maha who regularly teaches slang and levantine aka palestinian dialect, while at the same time giving you all the modern standard arabic basics. she’s very active on youtube. i have a hard time since i’m a visual learner but if you memorize well through reading and listening, this is it:

Do you know which runway and when is this from?

I hope I wasn’t too harsh and like- I don't publish people's addresses lightly T-T I just wanted them to stop. I did not mean to call them out so heavily. I just have like- special hate in my heart for people who tell others to kill themselves. like just imagine if the next person they tried to say that too actually did? or hurt themselves. i might be able to take it but maybe the next person wont. 

and not to be morbid but like- I live in my head every day- you really think you can say something hurtful to me that I haven’t said to myself before? bitch get in line because the people who know me well enough to make a judgment of me like that is shorter than their dick (and that's saying something).