The Venture Bros. S1 E10: Tag-Sale, Youâre It!
This looks serious.
1:40-âIf we had it my way, the whole lot of you would be in skirts.â Thereâs just a level of...delightfully demented about this series.
oh no...
I cannot quite define why this is making me as happy as it is.
4:30-âThis has a lock on it, weâll be fine!â....seriously, Doc?
4:50-âDOC, YOU HAVE A TABLE OVER THERE WITH A SIGN THAT SAYSÂ âLASER DEATH-RAY BARGAIN BINâ!â Never change, Rusty.
5:00-Hello there, Baron Ănderbheit, I was wondering how long it would be before we saw you again.
5:40-âthat washup who thinks itâs cool to wear butterfly wingsâ...harsh, but fair
6:10-hahahah itâs funny because Dr. Girlfriend is trans L M A O
6:30-because of course the Guild of Calamitous Intent signed a Charter of Casual Contact
7:30-Orpheus has the power of causing suspenseful background music to play at appropriate times, which is high on the list of my most desired superpowers. Thatâll teach Doc to sell a borrowed weed whacker, alright.
9:40-Thereâs a system for âarch-ingâ and it has social conventions. And Venture peaked too early. Amazing.
10:00-They are absolutely terrible at flirting.
That might be the gothiest outfit I have ever seen.
10:30-Dean is somehow even worse at flirting.
Quit staring at her chest.
âMan, youâre a messâ is an understatement
10:50-Orpheus. No levitating the merchandise.
I know youâre trying to get a villain archenemy and all, and bitchslapping the Monarch and setting his shoes on fire is a decent icebreaker, but dude, youâre a necromancer. Youâre not the good guy here. (Although I donât think weâve actually seen you perform any necromancy, though...)
13:00-Billy has a point about the picture of the shrink-ray on the shrink-ray.
âPhantom Limbâ. Quite.
14:20-Let Doctor Girlfriend Be A Strong Independent Sidekick If She Damn Well Wants To Be
16:00-This has got to be the dumbest reason for starting a diversion fight imaginable and itâs great.
So this is where that orange chick got Anakinâs lightsaber, eh?Â
17:30-Orpheus. Chill.
18:10-âWhy donât we find his lab, and...uh........break something?â â...Alright.â
All supervillains carry cash, and specifically American cash. Thatâs just facts.
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20:10-âItâs like a museum of failureâ man, people are just showing no mercy today
20:30-âWhat can I do to this guy that life hasnât already?â Damn, Monarch. Damn.
I should really blog this series more frequently.
That was some seriously delightful nonsense. Easy 8/10.


















