#vanswers

*There’s a box. It only says “V” on the tag.

*…It just has bubble wrap in it. Lots of it.

*You get the feeling this could annoy a certain human.

[*V found that it really likes bubble wrap for.... no particular reason at all! It appreciates the gift!]

I'm absolutely obsessed with how this was my first ask lmao thank you! :)

Anyway, I get the vibe that Strade totally is just freeballing it like 90% of the time. When he wears underwear he probably just wears like. very plain boxers. Absolutely nothing interesting about them they're just like, solid green or striped.

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Y: What is one question they’ve always wanted an answer to?

Who his dad is. Don’t worry Yuri I’m working on a reveal fic featuring my dad!Duke hc

U: What’s their voice like?

We’ve all heard his voice. His English and Japanese VA’s are perfect, there’s not much more to say.

R: What are their hands like?

Strong, extremely calloused but with a soft, gentleness to them.

I: On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do they love themselves?

This one is kinda complicated? I’m gonna put two values for this; perceived and actual, as while I don’t feel he’s narcissistic or seen as that way people certainly think that he thinks higher of himself than he does. So that said, here we go.

Perceived; 7/8. Given his reputation of bullying the knights and having a somewhat cocky attitude people tend to think he’s a lot more happy with himself than he actually is.

Actual; 4. Yuri doesn’t hate himself but he is strongly aware of his flaws and what makes him a bad person which, while he admits he did of him own free will, still affect his self-worth.

L: What is their favourite board game?

Okay so does Cards Against Humanity count because there’s no way this fucker wouldn’t love it. If it doesn’t then Betrayal At House On The Hill. Imagine this asshole playing a horror board game with the rest of the Vespy crew and try to tell me he wouldn’t mess with them all the whole time.

O: What would it take to break them, inside and out?

To break him outside would just be him getting injured to the point where he couldn’t fight or cook anymore as those bring him happiness. Inside? He’s quite tough when it comes to himself, he’s his own worst critic (well and Flynn), so bar torture not much? The first thing that comes to mind is either Flynn being seriously hurt or turning his back on him. Any of his children being seriously hurt would probably fuck him up pretty bad too.

W: Can they dance?

Look Yuri totally did did not learn how to dance to impress Flynn.

E: How are they with children?

Yuri adopted so many children during the events of the game and he was already great with Ted, and Pauley when they met him, so he’s amazing with kids.

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this is such a broad ask but I'll take liberties with what you're asking and answer how I want.

for me, the homewreck kink is really just about being prioritized over someone else and told that I have more to offer (shitty I know but my brain goblins really love that one). I loveeee when people enter a state of risk because pursuit of what they want (me) is such a strong desire that they become irresponsible, I love hearing "god I can only get this from you," or "no one compares to you." especially when a partner is having like a mind-blown response (common in the people I fuck, sorry to be full of myself but data doesn't lie) I love knowing they don't get that from anyone else and I'm the only one capable of delivering it to them. I like the power it gives me, I like having a dirty little secret, it fills a similar niche to my cuckold kink and my teacher/student kink where its just Risk To Have You. I think it kinda flared up when I was younger and was often second choice, being placed second due to when things arise but prioritized as first just excites the fuck out of my brain. I also love knowing I could break something well established because someone desires me that badly.

Vessel, I honestly am shocked and appalled that anyone can hate you! You were our DISCARDED child, and you deserve every ounce of love (not LOVE) you can ever get! Best of luck in your healing process!

Chara, you are so strong and amazing! I love how you don’t let any of these Genocide Run idiots pass their blame onto you! It has always sickened me how so many multiverses have reduced you to a caricature of yourself based on actions that aren’t even your own! So congratulations on breaking the stigma! I’m rooting for you!

Frisk…okay, I’m sorry, Frisk, I got nothing. You are very sweet, and the other players seem to like you a decent amount (correct me if I’m wrong, though). But I honestly struggle to get a read on you compared to the rest of the gang, so I have very mild to neutral feelings and opinions about you. Sorry, bud! Still think you’re great!