#vanhlsng

gabes got the zoomies and hes chasing all the deer oh no oh geez oh boy

𝑻𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒅 𝒐𝒇 𝒂𝒏 𝒆𝒑𝒊𝒄 𝒔𝒖𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒎𝒆, no one knowing where tf it even comes from, Thranduil pulls a transformation Sailor Moon style into  —  CAPTAIN TOAD, ere chasing the big wolf and leaping onto his back shouting a long: ❝ Yeeeehaw ! ❞ .    With the ultimate puppyface-squishrub power + fluffboost that turns Toad's hands to yaoi-shovels size, he shall then gently attack Gabe's face and convince him in high-pitched voice that he is such a good boi awwww if he leaves the poor deer be and chases orcs instead awww bby

 @vanhlsng​ : ‘ be a good idea, if you like living. ’ 

Expression briefly twisted at the man’s words. Squinted eyes flicker over to the man, carefully peering over his features. The hunter turned on a heel of a spurred boot to fully face the other. Even so bold as to take a hefty step forward. Boldly NARROWING the space between the two of them. Crooked smile breaks across his rugged face, baring teeth, yet something threatening lingers in his gaze.

oh no youve met

                 >> 🔥 <<                  ❝              WHAT YER CHASIN’     is a demon,   not some oversized dog    CHOWIN’ DOWN    on some humans.   ‘m guessin’ you ‘n yer dumb hat already knew that but,   yeah   ??         ❞              

awkward nod of acknowledgement

lucian briefly dropped his gaze to the floor and with a tip of his head , he acknowledging the man’s presence . it was a show equality rather than superiority despite his status amongst his own kind — despite what the rumors said about his true nature — an animal , he was not ... but this man . an unfortunate soul .

                      ❝ i can smell it ... underneath the stench of your human flesh . there’s a beast that lingers within you . one like no other i’ve encountered . ❞