#vanessagritton

Crystals are ever-growing in popularity lately. They have many uses and not only are they charged with energy, many of them share the same name as the many women I used to cheat on my girlfriend, Karen. These sparkly stones look lovely on the windowsill of my new extended stay hotel that I’ve been forced to move into ever since Karen found out that my New Age phase was a coverup for my egregious number of affairs. Let’s look at some of the stones I’ll be sending to Karen as a peace offering in exchange for letting me return home. Read the full article