#vanadiumas

— DON’T STOP by INNERPARTYSYSTEM

wait shit im the police

im calling the police on you

a “dear john” letter

dear dave,

how long has it been since we've became friends? years, i think. years and yet, we're still the best of friends. i had gone a long time without knowing where you were or if you were okay. but what's a few years of disappearance after years and years of friendship like that together? did we ever really leave each others minds?

you made me a promise, remember? hehe, a promise i know you'll keep despite everything you say. so, i only want one more thing from you, best friend to best friend, during the years we spent apart: tell me everything. write it all down for me, dave. chicken scratch that shit anywhere legible, that way, before we know it, we never really left each other lives.

i missed you.

I ma-aaaaa-y have accidentally kept this cat alive for 600 years.