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How i feel about everyone im American psycho

#american psycho #patrick bateman #timothy price #craig mcdermott #Van Patten

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I adore this stupid game so much

#american psycho #ao oni #tomodachi living the dream #paul allen #van patten #patrick bateman #luis carruthers #tim price #timothy bryce #timmy tom tickle tart

shout out to all the few David Van Patten fans (including me)

#american psycho #bret easton ellis #david van patten #van patten #bill sage #we are 3 but strong

What do you think about Pat's coworkers? The other guys?

i don’t often talk to most of them, but they seem… kind! mr allen especially, he’s such a charmer. mcdermott and van patten, i don’t talk to them often- actually i don’t think they know who i am. luis is lovely! he’s very sweet to me. tim is very funny, patrick seems close with him.

#rp blog #american psycho #jean american psycho #patrick bateman #ask blog #american psycho rp #jean asks #craig mcdermott #van patten #timothy bryce #luis carruthers #paul allen

AP headcanons!

thanks for the ask !! took a while to compile any headcanons since i usually just post them as they come, but here are some lmao:

• McDermott is the most ANNOYING person to have dinner with (basically canon), he would try to steal a sip from every single person's drink, and Patrick has to swat McDermott's hand away from his drink every three minutes

• Courtney is the one person Evelyn allows to smoke (She thinks courtney looks cool). even so, courtney usually tries not to smoke infront of her to avoid evelyn getting fussy

• Jean has to go out and buy a new 12 pack Crayola set every other week (Patrick keeps eating them)

• Patrick often locks Sean up in like their toolshed growing up (thats why sean is like. That)

• Van Patten whistles ALOT. Price HAAATES it!!

• Paul Owen chews on his montblanc ballpoint pens during meetings and it drives patrick insane ( <- guy who eats crayons biweekly)

• McDermott is the type of guy to fucking grunt everytime he stands up

• sometimes Patrick will shuffle very closely to someone and try to lean in and smell them (??!!$) just to figure out what cologne theyre wearing. (he thinks hes discreet but everyone is weirded tf by him )