#vampyrc

        ‘ is that so? ’ he chuckles. he can see the truth in that, he supposes, although there are a fair share of beautiful women in hedeby who are simply sweet. her, though? he’s not convinced she’s one of them. ‘ you must be the worst of the lot. ’

                                    ‘  if you are hungry, i will feed you. if you are thirsty, i will give you a drink. but you must not harm me or my children.  ’     —  the last time she’d been benevolent, she’d been met with the reminder of just how men are.  ( but those men were no warriors. they were weak. cowardice. they were hungry because that is what they are like, and they were vicious because they felt as though she was beneath them. but they learned, soon enough, that women can fight as well as men. the singeing of flesh should be enough to remind them of that. i am not your prize. )

        ‘ your teacher-- you were lucky. don’t read too much into it, your head will grow too big for your shoulders. ’

      she can’t help but GROAN into the phone . “ oh , it will work . just not as well as anyone else . “ she responds , wincing as she tries to adjust her position . not necessarily the smartest move to pick a fight but at least she won . “ oh , that would be nice too actually . i don’t know how much it’s going to heal . “ annoyed that she has to ask for help in the first place , at least it’s with SOMEONE that won’t rub it in , MAYBE ? “ how long do you think it will take you to come over ? “ 

[ MSG TO EX-WIFE: ] I’m NOT wearing CONCEALER!!![ MSG TO EX-WIFE: ] I refuse.[ MSG TO EX-WIFE: ] What kind of concealer though?