me: i don't want to do this because it's unrealistic
me to me: sorry something in your novel about VAMPIRES WHO SECRETLY RUN THE GOVERNMENT is unrealistic?
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me: i don't want to do this because it's unrealistic
me to me: sorry something in your novel about VAMPIRES WHO SECRETLY RUN THE GOVERNMENT is unrealistic?

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Ā i want to work on vampire industry again but like og vampire industry from like two years ago. i donāt want to reread anything iāve written iām considering picking up where i remember i was at.
The way Iām writing this bit makes it sound like oscar is a vampire
my brain: āthere were vampires when i was a boy.ā
me: care to elaborate?
my brain: no.
can you do the meme for lenore?
yes of course absolutely
2-4 songs that are probably on their iPod
Electric Lady by Janelle Monae; Cherry Bomb by The Runaways; Short Skirt / Long Jacket by Cake; DFTM by Cry Club. these are all from her playlist on my spotify (theyāre pretty much the only songs on her playlist because Iām bad at character playlists)
the one place they sometimes end up falling asleep ā where theyāre not supposed to
The plastic prop coffin at the vampire themed night club she works at.
the game they'd destroy everyone else at
Any of those games that require you to lie to your friends, like werewolf or mafia or coup
the emoticon theyād use most often
š. if you can somehow figure out how to give this face fangs, please tell me
what they act like when they havenāt had enough sleep
When i compiled all my drafts together i found a bit from a draft where oscar texted lenore for info during the day and she responded with just slkadfjhdglkjgfdkjakfdjs. So. Like that.
their preferred hot beverage on really cold nights. or mornings. or whenever.
Coffee, but like shitty instant coffee
how they like to comfort/care for themselves when theyāre in a slump
Spend some time hanging out with Oscar, or going for a long run in the woods in the middle of the night at top speed.
what they wanted to be when they grew up
Sheās probably a theatre kid tbh. A stage manager.
their favorite kind of weather
Chilly Autumn evenings with a decent wind chill.Ā (disgostang)
thoughts on their singing voice (decent? terrible? soprano? alto?)
Itās probably okay, sheād fit into a girls group thatās one of the screaming ones, but I donāt think she really sings. Like listening to music and singing along are not really things that she does?
how/what they like to draw or doodle
I think she draws like really elaborate scenes of stick figures fighting each other with ridiculous weapons, spanning over several pages of her school notebook, and theyāre all interacting with each other.

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Hi š I stalked your vampire industry tag and I love it so much! Just so you know. Can I have a quote or a fact? Love, š
Hi! Thank you! Christ I havenāt worked on vampire industry in a while (and by in a while I mean November because I spent half of nano on it). Iāve got like four different scrivener folders for the different mutations of it.
1. 2017 nano (simply titled vampire sitcom)
2.its 2018 rewrite
These two were from Judeās perspective and it was set like our world adjacent and vampires are secret.
3. The 2019 remaster
4. Its 2019 nano rewrite
These two were from Lenoreās perspective, and it was set in an alternate history version of our world where vampires made themselves known to humans at the beginning of the cold war and offered their wartime services in exchange for political power and being āoutā (thatās why itās called the cold war. I spent 30 minutes fucking around with emoji makers so i could make a simple vampire smiley. like it was just a smiley with fangs not the full vampire emoji. but it turns out that the only good emoji maker was removed so that copyright holders could profit off something that someone did for free, once again. so, I donāt have one. But imagine, if you will, a smiley, but with fangs.)
Somewhere in there (somewhere being 2018) I wrote a CAOS inspired au with witches starring oscar.
In case you couldnāt tell by this rant, vampire industry is a problem child. In general I think the characters are great and have a really interesting dynamic, but the plot never works out. When I eventually work on it again, Iāll probably go back to protagonist Jude, because Iāve decided itās more important when vampires are antagonists and a threat to humanity that humans are the main characters (and because itās more fun to watch jude struggle with his friendship with lenore from his perspective than it is from lenoreās). But Iāll probably keep the vampire capitalist worldbuilding. Donāt know.... what the plot is.... but.... i never do....
I finally manually copied them all into the same folder, which took fucking ages, but I can now tell you thereās about 151k words of vampire industry across four mutations, with absolutely nothing to work with. I donāt think Iāll be finishing it any time soon.
Nano day 1
Back at it again
Iāll update the cover at some point next time I donāt want to write anything.
Word count: 514
Which is more than I was expecting tbh I had a very busy first day of nano, hate that for me.
Quote:
Vampires live in an upside down world where snitches get presents and promotions from their boss, and none of them would hesitate to tattle on her if they caught her showing any amount of sympathy to a human.
which oc is the jockiest and which is the nerdiest?
Jude is definitely the jock he plays 8 sports and is a vampire hunter which is the second jockest fantasy career (the jockest is probably probending)
All my ocs are inherently nerdy but i have to give it to Ada Medes who built a functioning airship and then called it the Daedalus (because icarus would have been fine if he had just done what heās told and this ship is a metaphor for fucking do what i tell you christ)