#valcorrectquotes

🔪: It's a trauma candy salad. You give a traumatic memory and then put candy in the bowl.

🍎: Why...are we doin' this?

🔪: It's basic sleepover etiquette. Now somebody go first.

♠️: Ok, so...when I was 10, I lost my mom in the grocery store...?

♠️: And I brought the marshmallow chirps.

🔪: Perfect form, Deuce. Ok, next.

🍎: Uh...Once, we thought meema went missin', but it turns out she was just in the bathroom all day. I brought the caramel cores.

🐺: One day, my middle school teacher wore a really strong new perfume, and it made me throw up in the middle of class. I brought sour gummies.

🐊: When I was seven, my dad fell off a ladder, knocked himself unconscious, and I thought he was dead. I brought honey suckers.

❤️: When I was five, my brother held me over a pool of geese until I cried, and I brought the cherry licorice twists.

❤️: You're turn, Yuu

🔪: When I was twelve, a grown man followed me home from the subway and tried convincing my grandparents to sell me to him.

🔪: And I brought mango chews.

❤️:

♠️:

🐺:

🐊:

🍎:

🍎: What the fuck?

⚙️: When I was eight, I literally died. I brought crunchy clusters!

🔪: Egh.

📚: Thoughts, Yuu? That was a rather upsetting noise.

🔪: No, just, my world's original version is...differnt.

🌹: Is that so?

♠️: Well, tell us how your version got out of the tower!

☀️: Oh yeah! Maybe it'll have a hint we couldnt find in the library!

🐺: We do need all the help we can get...

🔪:

🔪: So in the 'original tale', Rapunzel gets pregnant from meeting with the prince, the thief for you guys, multiple times. Dame Gothel, the witch or the enchantress, finds out and enraged, cuts Rapunzel's hair, and throws her from the tower to fend for herself in the wilderness.

🔪: So that's how she got out.

📚:

🌹:

♠️:

🐺:

☀️:

🔪: Are we in another fucking magical book? Grim, you little gopher! You've done this shit to us again!

🐱: Don't you yell at me!

👑: What do you mean by again?

🔪: We've done this before. Grim opened a book and we all got sucked into some pocket dimension.

🌹: Yuu, did you hit your head in our fall?

🔪:

🔪: Riddle, you were there.

🐙: My Pearl, I think Riddle would remember such an adventure.

🔪: Motherfucker- YOU WERE THERE, TOO!?

🎮: Man, Ortho must be having a lot of fun at the park. I should send him a message to come back safely...

*Ortho can not be reached*

🎮:

🎮: Well, let me check his last location-

*Ortho's last known location is the docks*

🎮:

🎮: *Calling his mom*

🎮: Hey, mom? I can't find or reach Ortho. Can you send out 47 swat teams to search for him?

Mama Shroud: Idia, what are you thinking? If your brother is missing, we need at LEAST 60 teams and a helicarrier.

🔪:

🔪: How much does the average puppet sell for?

🦊: What-

🔪: I mean, at least a million, right? You're getting fucked over if not.

🔨: 🤔

🔪: I mean, kidneys sell for like 60k a pop. Lungs are around 150k.

🔪: Not to mention skin per inch and blood per pint.

🔪: You'd be making more money kidnapping people and selling them for parts

🦊:

🦊: I gotta make some calls

🔪: Corneas sell for 30k

🦇: Why do you know any of this?

🔪: *Making a powerpoint and researching from her phone* I'm trying to get stuff together to do my Yuu!Talk on Australia, but I'm having problems picking what animals I wanna talk about.

🔪: I kind of want to talk about bilbys, but I think that's just because it's Easter.

🌹: Easter?

🔪:

🔪: Oh that's right, Christiany doesn't exist here. Just; a guy died, came back, and now we celebrate the day of rebirth decorating eggs.

🔪: I do think you'd guys like it in Heartslabyul though. One of you can dress up like the Easter Bunny and we can do an egg hunt.

🌹: That does sound delightful...

🌹: But you said Easter Bunny, is an...Easter Bilby different?

🔪: I don't know honestly.

🔪: I'll look it up, but what I can remember it involves a knife and murdering children.

♦️: Cay-Cay doesn't really do long-term friends or found family.

🔪: Oh, Cater...

🔪: You think you have a choice?

♦️: Excuse me?

🔪: Fuck found family, this is forged family, you bitch.

🔪: We've got through hell together and come out beaten so close, we've formed a new state of matter.

♦️: Um-

🔪: We made the fucking choice to go into a life or death situation together...TWICE by this point.

🔪: *Gestures to the rest of HeartsLabyul* You are never fucking getting rid of them unless one of them actually dies before you do. I know you're not getting rid of me. I trauma bond too easily, and we've been through two so far. And you're a fucking idiot if you think I won't dox you just to shame you into drinking water.

♦️:

♦️: I forgot my water bottle once, get off my back about it.

🐙: Yes, my pearl?

🔪: I hate your hair.

🐙:

🐙: Was there something more constructive you were going to say, or-

🔪:It's stupid, I hate it so much. It's like you took three different hairstyles and merged them together.

🐙: You know this could count as some form of emotional abuse.