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“ ACCENT, i think. some accents suck—russian sounds like you’re constantly choking on five dicks at once, and german sounds like you’re screaming when you’re whispering, but the spanish flair is pretty cute. i feel like valarena could just talk out of her ass all day, but as long as she’s rolling her r’s, no one’s going to question it. i’d probably sound kind of stupid with anything more than the bitter long a’s of chicagoan. ”









