#val.barks

Theres this weird idea that intersex people are like. Always down to talk about our genitalia in casual discussion and it always leads to people asking really invasive questions out of the blue so to combat this ive concocted this response when someone (well-meaning) asks about what's in my pants. I act like im really flustered and turn them down as if they've propositioned me. Like making myself blush and saying "oh sorry I didn't realize thats what this was. nothing against you im just not interested in sleeping with you!" And it actually works surprisingly well because it makes them flustered in return and causes them to think about what they've just said and the social blunder of asking someone "what's in your pants" for no reason

The "i get so transgender off that thursday"-type posts are really really good partially because geoff is also getting transgender off that thursday

"Bring back punching nazis!" Could you guys even recognize a nazi without the armband? Chances are you could not. You probably couldn't even recognize a nazi if they looked you in the face and outlined their exact political and social worldviews but didn't explicitly use the word nazi!

Watching linked universe fandom implode in real time this is so insane

Peterick is funny because they both had totally seperate reactions to it like. You see patrick stump has just made like 3 posts saying how much he hates shipping and if u ship peterick ur an idiot. After reading these u look at what pete wentz is posting and it's some crazy shit like "yeah patrick is my husband and we fuck on the tourbus. Yeah he's my soul mate and my other half and I don't think I'll ever have a relationship like this with anyone else. Also he's super hot and did i mention were married" and then that night they play a show where pete grinds on patrick while he sings and he breathes on and kisses his neck in a very homoerotic way and patrick just seems??? Fine with it?? And then the show ends and they don't bring it up. At an interview the next day they both act surprised people think that they're screwing each other on the low

Legend is just truly one of the characters of all time and I greatly enjoy him. Hes bossy and a sweetie and a little rabbit and hes a mermaid and he has pink hair and he doesn't like to wear pants. And he's great and everyone loves him!

You may notice i draw baby legend with brown eyes and older legend with purple eyes. This is, of course, because of the windfish

Etho upset because grian and gem are upset that he failed their loyalty test girl😭 you CHOSE to drop the tnt this is the consequences of your actions