memeing as my DnD druid Sparrow
Guilty or Innocent Meme: @halfblood-fiend @kikilicious-and-kitties
Rules: You can only say guilty or innocent. You are not allowed to explain anything unless someone messages you or asks you. dumb and borin this is my house now my rules
Asked someone to marry you? - nah Kissed one of your friends? - yea partyin can do that Danced on a table in a bar or tavern? - FUCK YEA I PARTY HARDY Ever told a lie? - well duh Had feelings for someone whom you can’t have? - not really Ever kissed someone of the opposite sex? - yea Ever kissed someone of the same sex? - yea probs but cant remember who Kissed a picture? - nah i dont see pictures very much… plus folks probs dont want my mouth near any of their stuff Slept in until 5pm? - dude… sometimes you just gotta Fallen asleep at work or school? - never had either… does adventurin count as work? Held a snake? - yea and ive eaten a few too Been suspended from school? - does never goin count? Worked at a fast food chain/restaurant? - the hell is fast food? is this a joke about huntin im not sure i get it Stolen something? - fuck yea weve stolen tons of dead peoples stuff Been fired from a job? - i dont think weve been fired from an adventure yet Done something you regret? - well yea but i can count my regrets on like one hand… ive learned to roll with whats thrown at ya… ya know? Laughed until something you were drinking came out of your nose? nah Caught a snowflake on your tongue? - i didnt get much snow around were im from but yea i have when it did Kissed in the rain? - nah but that sounds kinda fun i should find someone to try it with Sat on a roof top? - when i was little yea Kissed someone you shouldn’t? - actually… yea my first kiss was kinda weird and complicated Sang in the shower? - oh yea def Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? - i do that shit anyway get on my level son Shaved your head? - no fuckin WAY i love my hair if you try i WILL fight you Slept naked? - DUH this is the dumbest question i ever heard Had a boxing membership? - you need a pass to punch people???? sounds fake but okay Made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? - i dont think ive made my friends cry… i sure hope i havent Been in a band? - ooooh that sounds fuckin awesome we should try Shot a gun? - ah nah i havent had the channnnc- GALLOWS GALLOWS LEMME BORROW YOUR GUN REAL QUICK Donated blood? - yea i can use my nature crap with a bit of it Eaten alligator meat? - yea but it was nothin special i guess Eaten cheesecake? - ugh gross cheese in cake sounds nasty Still loved someone you shouldn’t? - i dont even think ive ever been in love ya know Have/had a tattoo? - nah who the fuck was gonna give me one? that old geezer? no thanks Liked someone, but will never tell who? - nah i cant see why i wouldnt just tell em Been too honest? - oh def yea people get mad at me for it all the time Ruined a surprise? - oh shit i dont think i have… i thought i woulda by now Ate in a restaurant and got really bloated that you can’t walk after? - oh yea thats happened a few times it was some good fuckin eats my dudes Erased someone in your friends list? - people need to keep lists of their friends? i mean i guess if they got a bad memory it would help but i dont see why id need one Dressed in a man’s clothes? - ive stolen a few a treys shirts before when im lazy or people think im not wearin enough clothes the prudes Dressed in a woman’s clothes? - well geee i am a lady and i do wear clothes so i guuuueeesssss Joined a pageant? - wait whats that? hey cylerra is a pageant what i think it is or… Been told that you’re beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said? - iunno im not a mind reader but or wait can nature give me mind reading powers hold on a sec- Still have communication with your ex? ex what? you keep cuttin your sentences short Cheated on someone? - nah i dont think ive cheated anyone before Got totally drunk one night and you have an important exam tomorrow morning? - WHAT DOES THIS MEAN IS THIS THE EX YOU WERE TALKIN ABOUT A total stranger treated you by paying your fare? - FARE FOR WHAT i hate this Got so angry that you cried? - just… once… just once Tried to stay away from someone for their own good? - yea i guess that one boy from a few years back sorta counts Thought about suicide? - Thought about murder? - done more than that Actually murdered someone? - oh i remember something catchy that ecilia said… all part of the job i think oh does that mean my job is murderin people Thought about mass murder? - nah thats way worse than what i do Actually committed a mass murder? - i sure fuckin hope i dont Rode in a stranger’s vehicle? - i think ive been inna carriage once Stalked someone? - yea its how i get my grub Had a girlfriend? - yea i have girl friends… way more than boy ones anyway Had a boyfriend? - i still dont see why we gotta separate em but yea i have boys that are my friends this is gettin old Gotten totally drunk during a holiday? - oh dude i havent yet cuz drinkin is sort of a new thing for me but yea im totally down to get FUCKED UP next… or wait… shit i cant drink anymore thats like… one of those rules when your… ya know… but crap i dont even know if i am… fuck this is gettin frustratin to think about i hate this!
