#usstarawa

For you wogs who have never been at sea, the Tarawa is essentially a miniature aircraft carrier. Carrying a squadron of Harrier attack aircraft, and helicopters of all sorts. In the hold, are giant hovercraft which carry light armored vehicles and artillery to the shore.

The hangar deck is the largest area on the ship, and where all the aircraft get stored during inclement weather.

Every night while underway, it also became the Tarawa Fight Club’s Dojo.

The mats got rolled out and cleaned… then class got started.

Six months before setting sail, the Marines and Sailors of the Tarawa began training together for the upcoming deployment. This period of time is called “work ups”. They begin the work up with joint training operations that last a day or two, and increase in duration and intensity over the course of the six month training.

It was on one of these initial training operations that I first saw the wrestling mats… rolled up and sitting on the side of the hangar deck. I can’t remember what I was doing, but in a daze I grabbed the sailor nearest to the mats.

“Who’s mats are those” I ask, pointing to the dual rolls. I get a puzzled look in return.

They were gone the next time I came through the hangar deck. And so the quest was on.

In 2001 I had done a WESTPAC deployment on the USS Cleveland in the grunt of 2/1. The Marine Corps had not yet unveiled it’s new MCMAP program, and I had spent the summer rolling infrequently on a small greasy, nasty section of mat in the cargo hold. Vehicles had been parked on it at one point. My Jits suffered greatly, as did my morale.

After that Float, I volunteered for Recon and began the selection and training pipeline. The Corps unveiled the Marine Corps Martial Arts program. While MCMAP is little more than a “Traditional Martial Art” it did indicate the willingness of the Marine Corps to train in ground fighting. Now, every unit would have wrestling mats so that every Marine could advance in MCMAP.

And I had just seen them.

My hunt took me all over the ship, and I had a lot of fun meeting people in all different areas of the boat. I Finally found them almost a month into work-ups, nestled deep in the Well deck.

Ski, a fellow Reconner, and I gathered a small group of guys and negotiated the ladderwells down in to the hull like a complex of narrow tunnels.

I had already recruited Bondo, a wrestler with impressive ears that had heard me preach the Gospel of Brazilian JiuJitsu. Everyone with cauliflower ear on the Tarawa probably got to hear my spiel at least twice.

Now, for the first time, the Tarawa Fight Club was meeting. We didn’t have a name, we didn’t have coaches… we were just a handful of warriors trying to roll. The well deck was cramped. We laid the mats out between vehicles that were chained to the deck. There wasn’t enough room to unroll them all the way, so they rolled over the chains securing the vehicles to the deck.

In the beginning we didn’t even have enough people. A man short one evening, I announced that I would be right back… I was going to go try and recruit someone.

I came out of the ladderwell and saw him in Green On Green Grunty Greatness. Dan was a big guy. He had a high and tight, regulation green sweatshirt, green PT shorts, and a green sweat towel. He was a freshly minted Corporal.

“You!” I point at Dan. I’m wearing board shorts, a Recon shirt, and a smile. “Where are you going?”

He looks at me, puzzled, “To the gym.”

I act impatience, “Yea… but to do what?”

“Lift.” He replies.

I step closer, looking to my left and to my right. “You don’t want to lift, “ I say, “You want to come down this ladder with me.”

He looks over my shoulder, at the open passageway behind me.

“What’s down there?” He asks.

“You ever study any Martial Arts?” I ask.

He doesn’t even know who I am, and I haven’t even asked him his name… but he plays along.

“I took a week of classes at the Y one summer when I was a kid.” He responds.

Oh my god. I’d found a virgin.

“You ever see the UFC?” I ask. He says he’s heard of it.

Editor’s Note: This was 2003. MMA was illegal in the majority of states in America. It was a sideshow, relegated strictly to obscure PPV channels and even more obscure sports bars. Guys would scour the internet trying to find a bar that would show the fights. The Ultimate Fighter was still two years away...

“Come on, Man, that’s what we’re doing.” I motion toward the passageway.

“I’ve got to lift.” He says, hesitantly, and I can see he’s almost hooked. As if on cue Jason Bond, a wrestler I had actually gone against two years earlier at the Las Vegas Invitational, stuck his head out the door.

“What gives?” He asks…. The guys are waiting.

I jerk a thumb over my shoulder as I walk past Bondo and into the ladderway.

“This Grunt would rather lift weights than be a Ninja.” I say.

Bondo, a Grunt himself, looks incredulous. He steps out into the passageway, and it’s obvious he lifts. A lot.

He points a finger at Dan, flexes, and says, “Come on, Beach Muscles, you can lift with me later.”

I hear Dan follow us down the ladderwell, shutting the hatch behind him. From behind, I hear Dan say gently,

“I’m not sure I want to lift with you.”

The rest of the guys could hear our laughter from the mats bellow.

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