#ussoccer

Here's my 10 minute brainstorm, please add your own. It's a matter of national pride.

(To the farmer in the dell) Feet and fahrenheit, feet and fahrenheit, U.S. against the world with feet and feet and fahrenheit

We're red, white and blue and we're coming for you! USAaaaaaa, USAaaaaaa

(To camptown races) Four world cups and five Olympics. U.S., U.S. Four world cups and five Olympics. The boys will add one more

(To we've got x player) We made a mistake, a big orange mistake, we just hope the world understands, we think his wars are shit, he's an idiot, our pedo president

(Specifically for England) We beat you in '83. We beat you in '15. We saved you twice in Europe and we hate your monarchy.

(Specifically for Scotland, to the battle hymn of the republic) We think your fans are awesome but your football is still shite, Scotland ain't gonna score a goal.

Enjoy your well earned retirement 🇺🇸

if u watched the lfg documentary, they talk about how draining it has been for the players & how they are basically working a second job with this lawsuit. not to mention, it skyrockets the pressure on them to perform (which is high as is considering their history of success). these women work tirelessly & feel pressure from all directions to keep up the standard of this team AND have to continue to prove their worth to a federation that refuses to acknowledge their deservedness of equality.

Haven’t done one of these in awhile but here’s a recap on tonight’s game!

International Friendly: USA vs Colombia 1/22/21

• I’m a HUGE fan of the starting back line being kriegs, cook, baby t, and sonny

• Glad Jane is getting some experience but where tf did AD Franch go?!?

• Catarina Macario is this teams next star. She already communicates so well with the other players, has great chemistry on the field, and the girls got some fancy footwork going on.

• Megan Rapinoe is BACK BABY!!!

• I’ve missed watching pinoe take corners and oh my god we had so many tonight

• Sad Sam got hurt and that’s why they subbed her out but she was able to walk off the field by herself so I’m not worried.

• LOVE the fact that Kristie is getting called up to play

• Shout out to Catarina Macario once again for her first international goal

• Shout out to Midge Purce for her first international goal

• Absolutely love seeing Linds and Sonny together again

• I think Vlatko is doing a really good job mixing up the roster and getting a look at new players because as much as it pains me to say it, people are going to be retiring soon

When you’re ready for the weekend but then remember it’s only Thursday....