*car honks at me*
me: ATTEMPTED MURDER *not click bait*
*someone compliments my shoes*
me: SOMEONE CATCALLED ME **not click bait**
*trips down a curb*
me: I ALMOST FELL DOWN A CLIF AND DIED *not clickbait*
*someone asks me where i’ve been in the world*
me: I HAVE A STALKER ***not clickbait!!!***









