Hi;; could I have a tsuki, suga and ushijima headcannon of them having a gf in law school?? Both nsfw and sfw if possible đ„ș ty
Thank you for your patience! <3 The first Iâve written in a long time :)
Tsukki:
- Thinks law is boring
- âHow can you even stay awake in your - whatâs it called again - civil procedure class?â *yawn*
- Is glad to have an intelligent and dedicated girlfriend tho
- Sits with you while you study so you donât feel alone
- But the music from his headphones is often too loud for you to concentrate
- Debates everything with you and plays the devilâs advocate so that âyou can practice your debating skillsâ
- But he really does it to make you frustrated. He likes to see your face dusted red and that one vein that pops out of your forehead
- Buys you a good quality backpack so that the heavy textbooks wonât hurt your back and shoulders
- Wants you to become a lawyer so that you can âsue the government for violating the peoplesâ constitutional rightsâ
- ây/n, help me sue this personâ
- ây/n, can you study criminal justice so you can help me cover up hinataâs deATH BECAUSE HE ACTED LIKE A TOTAL IDIOT AT PRACTICE TODAYâ
- Also thinks you should study political science
- âAfter you study political science, you can become the president, and then next will be world dominationâ *evil laugh*
- âTsukki, give me a hug.â âNo y/n, not until you tell me the correct definition of jurisprudence.â
- You both play a sex game where Tsukki asks a study question, and every time you get one right, you both remove one article of clothing
- However, you both tend to get impatient and oh you went the whole night without studying
- After you ace your exams, Tsukki buys a strawberry cake you two share as a reward
- âIf you like this cake, then youâll love my co-â
- âOh yeah? Well my girlfriend goes to law schoolâ *smirk*
- Becomes a sad, grumpy puddle when you say youâre too busy studying to hang out with
- *pouty face* âwhateverâ
- Too shy to say that heâs actually very proud of you
Suga:
- Is very excited you got into law school!
- Tries not to brag about it but canât stop talking about it
- âOh hey, did you hear my girlfriend got into law school~â
- Knows your class schedule from inside out
- Carries your textbooks for you so that they donât hurt your shoulders
- Buys you a cute stationary set with colorful pens and highlighters
- Makes you flashcards of your vocabulary terms
- Watches you study, total heart-eyes, thinks âI canât believe my girlfriend is so smart, she will change the worldâ
- Creates a schedule for you:
- âOkay, if we leave by 7:15am, then youâll be ready for your 8am class, and then I will bring you lunch around 11, and then - oh! You have that test at 2pm today, did you study - and then I will pick you up around 5:30, and then we will have dinner at 6, and then study for 3 hours, and be in bed by 10.â *big smile*
- Studying goes well at first - he reviews your flashcards, looks up study questions, etc - but you both end up goofing off and laughing your butts off for two hours, and you end up pulling an all-nighter right before your tests
- Orders you late night pizza
- Always texts you right before your tests:
- âHey babe, Iâm sure you must be nervous, but youâll do great! You studied hard, and youâll be the best lawyer or economics major ever! And if you donât do great, youâll always have me, and you can try again next time. Okay? Mwa!â
- Tells really bad lawyer jokes that end up with you confused and him embarrassing himself
- Literally meets up with your teachers to see how youâre doing and what you could be doing better
- Sits you down for a serious talk: ây/n, both your teacher and I think you could be doing better inâŠâ
- Even though he doesnât understand the pressure youâre going through, he gives you your space when youâre feeling stressed out. He lets you cry on your shoulder or release your anger about that one stupid teacher who clearly couldnât see how profound your legal writing and research essay was.
- Makes you tea and brings healthy snacks to you when youâre studying
- When you do well on your tests, you both do a celebration dance together
- â~ Iâm dancing with my law school girlfriend ~â
- Celebration sex
- âUm⊠since you passed your constitutional law class⊠we can um.. You know⊠if you want ~â
- You hop on his lap so fast and he giggles as his face begins to glow red in contrast to his silver hair
- âLetâs take this to the bedroom, my law school girlfriend ~â
Ushijima:
- âYou got into law school? Thatâs why youâre so stressed out and serious all the time.â
- Late to class? Heâll just carry you in his arms and sprint to where you need to be
- Coffee runs with him every morning before your early class
- âNo way youâre spending this much to go to law school just to be sleepy in class. Also this coffee is super expensive. Drink the coffee, babe.â
- Encourages you to sue the school for making you carry around textbooks that could potentially damage your spine
- âEveryone else should just go ahead and quit law school, youâre obviously the smartest one in there.â
- Doesnât know how to help you when youâre stressed out about learning new vocabulary but pats your head really gently which calms you down
- âItâs okay you didnât do well on your test. Itâs made to challenge you. Just do better next time. Be better next time so that you donât feel this disappointment again. Strive to be the best you can be.â
- Takes one look at your notes, makes a confused face. âLaw school is kinda⊠yucky.â
- ây/n, what the fuck does caveat emptor mean?â
- âYouâre an amazing writer, and you obviously put a lot of work into this essay. Can your teacher even read? Itâs obvious he canât understand your high intellect.â
- Calls you his ace because you do so well in your classes
- Buys you very nice, professional clothing
- âYouâre a professional woman, so you needed professional clothes.â
- Makes you try them on. âHm. Cute lawyer.â
- (bought you thigh highs and heels for later⊠no wonder Suga calls him Mr. Perfect if you know what I mean)
- Super confident in your abilities
- âIâm sure youâll find a job right after you graduate. What corporation wouldnât want you?â
- Has a hard time understanding and reading your stress and frustration, but he tries his best. He sits with you while you study, heâll fetch your textbooks or extra pens for you. He even tries cooking dinner for you sometimes (which cheers you up because heâs so bad at it)
- ây/n, I think I burned the water.â
- (also you should probably invest in a good smoke alarm with what heâs doing in the kitchen)
- Cuddles you every single night, loves to wrap his strong arms around your waist and puts his head on your shoulder, shushes you to bed every night
- He isnât very good with emotions but is very blunt when he tells you how proud of you he is and is glad that law school makes you happy and allows you to push yourself










