#usersunnys

A long time ago, but not long enough ago that it’s not still very relevant. Everyone in Britain got in a big, old boat and we set sail and we robbed ––– and this will sound far fetched ––– everyone in the world! Do you remember that? What a spree that was! Do you remember the great heist? What a spree. And we got all the swag, didn’t we? And we took it back to Old Blighty, and we hid it, this is the clever part, we hid it in a museum. Last place anyone looks. Now it’s the modern day and all the countries we stole stuff from are asking for their stuff back. But don’t look worried. We’re totally saying a blanket ‘no’. Now, a few of you are sitting there, I can see your angry faces like, “So, what? Finders keepers, shut up!” And, listen, in your defense, “finders keepers, shut up” has worked very well for us so far...