Jun 22, 2019
RIP my poor sweet ego
@adrestias and I planned on starting our day by sitting at Shakespeare Park for a few minutes, enjoying our 89 cent drinks. Unfortunately the wildlife had other plans. As we were approaching our favorite spot, a massive goose was already there and had apparently claimed the area as his territory. Bliss backed away, I stepped closer, and the goose bolts towards me. I don’t think I’ve sprinted faster than I did in that one second, before I tripped and hit the ground pretty hard and accepted defeat. Okay I’m definitely exaggerating but that literal wild goose chase bruised my arm and my ego. @adrestias, can I get a do over?
