Thank you! -Jordan

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Wearing a white coat is still close to my parents wishes of me being Premed right? #Uselessmajors #ayyy

....I bet you can guess, but you won't know 'til ya listen, I reckon!

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TUMBLR EXCLUSIVE! Video footage of the cat Miles met outside rehearsal. (Her name is Barbie)

Mid-season finale is written! Recording begins Tuesday! Prepare yourself for the epic, show and life-changing-ness of 'Episode 5.2:Turn and face The Heart Train (Choo Choo, Cliffhangers)', or 'Beginnings of an ERA'! This episode will change the World, and maybe even the SHOW, forever! And here is Thomas Duke, AKA The Villainous Alpha-Bat, and GTS as Podcat VJ The DJ.

The Useless Majors Podcast is written, recorded, and edited in St. Louis, MO by Miles Jenks and Jordan Starcrash, and created by Jordan Starcrash. Starring Jonathan Kirner, Samuel Rupe-Smith, Jay Bonzano, Miles Jenks, and Jordan Starcrash. Guest starring Cara McHugh as Emily White. The day after the 26 Chambers' Business Conference of Evil, the fall-out is extraordinary; activists clog the parking lot at the Pebble Forest mall, protesting the threat of Evil in their community while praising Spaghetti the Clown for his role in creating the truce amongst Misters. But what of the truce? How safe are any of the Misters? Or Thomas Duke, AKA The Villainous Alpha-Bat? There is trouble a-brewin' in the rock-shelter as the Alpha-Bat tries unsuccessfully to reach Mr. M, only to have have a rude awakening when his father shows up to dole out punishments. Whuh-oh! Is everyone in danger?! Our heroes! Are they in danger? And how much? Do they even really understand anything that is happening? Probably not, there are more important things happening. Like Patrick has his first music gig in a long time tonight! David is being a real jerk to everyone while focusing his attention on some mystery girl! And Anne and Manny are stuck with its newest employee: BRE, or Best Robotic Employee. Needless to say (but I'll say it anyway) they better step their efforts up, or be BREplaced by machines! Bum Bum BUMMMMMMM!!! Like us on facebook at facebook.com/uselessmajors, and follow us on twitter @uselessmajors and on tumblr at uselessmajors.tumblr.com!