Oct 5, 2016
Useless boyfriend
*Boyfriend is Teaching Assistant for Evidence law*
1. One day before Constitutional law exam-
He: “Have you studied this case? It is important. Wait let me send you my notes.”
Me: Scores 20/25, *pumps fist in the air* You’re the best boyfriend ever!
2. One day before Civil Procedure Code-
He: “Have you learnt the Latin maxims?”
Me: ‘No.”
*Ten minutes before class*
He: “Repeat after me.”
Me: Goes to exam, finds the Latin maxim question, answers perfectly. Score: 20.75/25, *pumps fist in the air* You’re the best boyfriend ever!
3. One day before Evidence law exam-
Me: *relies entirely on stud boyfriend, don’t study anything* Can you please teach me? *makes puppy dog eyes*
He: “No.”
