Rin summons Actually Satan. This time, it is Satan for real, and not Archer. Chaos ensures.

omg guys kinkmeme is a year old!!! let’s have some characters from nasuverse get together with mr. nasuverse kinkmeme and celebrate the one year anniversary!!!

Kirschtaria gets Daybit and Pepe to beat the SHIT out of Beryl.

Castoria trying Mapo tofu. She dies.

gudako allows the support servants to have a break. Just as all of the support servants FINALLY rejoice, something bad happens. Bonus if the bad thing that happens is caused by either gudako or chen gong

Castoria, absolutely sick and tired of the bullshit around here, tries to keep up the nice girl act. When gudako forced her to overwork again, Castoria absolutely loses it, and now people wonder if she’s a berserker pretending to be a caster for fun.

okay, which one if you idiots gave Castoria a gun? Now she’s shooting everything she sees while throwing pipebombs! And Lancer died.

I am mad to say nobody has suggested this, but I wanna see Hijikata finding out about Okita’s tuberculosis one day when he repeatedly hears her cough daily and she’s all like, “WAIT I CAN EXPLAIN-“ cue Angry Pickle Man trying to help Okita despite the fact she is insisting she is fine.