#us day

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I’ve been thinking alot lately about bathing and showering with another person o.o (dear lord this already sounds wrong). But not in a sexual way- whatsoever tbh (Though I will not lie .-. tension is my fucking weakness XDDD under certain situations at least)

But yeah- more so in a pampering manner kinda- Just the thought of having someone help wash your back, your hair, and your face (so shit doesn’t get in my fucking eyes and I don’t trip and fall over literally nothing while keeping my eyes closed !!!!!!!!! ergh =//=)

Like I imagine a day where I can just chill with someone and be all relaxed and stuff and it can just be a #UsDay where we bathe in the morning, wash our hair in the morning, then do face masks (no acid please because FUCK THAT SHIT !!!) lol then we order chinese food or pizza and play some shit on PS4 to pass the time before we do management- upkeep- and (tbh this part is 1-sided as hell) we’d do her eyebrows XP because NO 1 IS TOUCHING MINE EVER !!! LIKE EVER EVER- Then we take a steam bath followed my disinfecting (because this next part would probably be a pain in the ass), then comes Hair removal T.T mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. but yeah- I’d wax (because I don’t really like the feel that comes after shaving because stubble is bleh on my skin XP), she’d probably shave, then I’d probably do her toe and fingernails (knowing my ass I’d do something artsy and stupid on her thumbs like make a little black or teal teardrop in the center of her thumbs polish), then we’d do skin care and literally just chill for the rest of the night, I’d probably make her dessert (or I’d go to the store and get her cake- and maybe some ice creme XD)

(DEAR LOORRDDD I PROMISE I’M NOT GAY I SWEAR O3O XDDD (lol maybe like a 3rd, or a half, it depends, idfk XD)

I had a dream where I served you breakfast Sushi on a saturday morning, then after you sit down and yawn and ate it without realizing what I was giving you your eyes would light up from the taste.

I know you hate alot of foods, and you think alot of things are super gross, and you hate trying new things.

But I wanna change your mind about certain things, I wanna present foods beautiful to you and I want them to taste better than they look, and I want your eyes to light up and brighten up everytime you try something new that you don’t think you’ll like- so much so until we reach the point that you get excited everytime I cook something new for you ^///^ 

-(This is what I predicted)- I feel like if we DID/ DO turn out to room together o.0  - I’d probably be 19 and you’d be 18- probably

- You’d either try to get a job and I wouldn’t want you to (cause I’d probably just want you to rest and relax and enjoy yourself) 

- Or you’d let me take care of and pamper you, then you’d entertain yourself while I was gone at work 

- I feel like between the times @ like somewhere between 12 PM to probably 10 PM (probably for like 3 to 6 hours just because you need your alone time), so I’d probably keep duct tape on my mouth so I wouldn’t disturb you  (Plus+ you could be feeling Emotional, Hormonal, Provocative, Lecherous, Lascivious, Concupiscent, Wanton, Debauched, Licentious, Prurient, Lickerish, Promiscuous, Decadent, Naughty, Sedated, Frustrated, Reclusive, Misanthropic, or Taciturn- So if I’m being quite honest, Me duct taping my stupid mouth shut for that amount of time would probably help to not disturb you or ruin anything that- ‘happens’ (TOOO MANY FUCKING WORDS HERE- UGH)

- Almost every morning I’d wake up as soon as possible (or I just wouldn’t bother going to sleep lol XD) and I’d make you breakfast before you even woke up 

- Then I’d make your lunches and pack them away in fridge for you to eat later (and they’d be in a nice little container or lunch box in case you wanted to go somewhere and eat them **coughthebeachcoughcough**)

- I’d probably either come home with food for you, or I’d come home and cook you dinner (and MAYBE dessert =3= depends on if you actually do the next thing with me)

- Every Sunday (probably not morning cause I’d imagine we’d both sleep in for a LONG while on Sunday mornings XD) I’d wake you up sometime in the afternoon or in the evening so you could come work out with me :) We’d go do basic exercises XP maybe some yoga and stretches or some shit, then we’d go on a jog and get ice creme or something sweet, THEN we’d go home and be lazy and you’d be frustrated at me for dragging you along my dumbass workout routine/ habits (at this point)

- On literally any day I had off I’d try to spend it with you (depends on what job I’m working though)

- And whenever I would spend my time off with you and if we were being lazy~ I’d probably chill in our living room with you and we’d play video games just allllllll day long XD and we’d order pizza cause god knows I will not cook if we’re on a lazy day 

- And whenever I would spend my time off with you and if we were being adventurous or explorative, I’d probably ask if you wanted to go to the beach, or the movies, or the mall (1 of the freaking DOZEN that are surrounding Miami) or just do something fun with me :) (Hell, even grocery shopping would be fine XP)

- I’d probably show you alot of the private places I’d go to in Miami as a kid whenever I wanted to think or be alone, they’re almost all quite beautiful tbh and I’ve yet to really unveil them to many people, so I’d like to just go off galavanting and adventuring with you in the middle of the night and show them to you.

- (I got my train of thought back *coughlikeanhourlatercough* lol) I’d probably try to get you to ballroom dance with me o.o 

- Taking a #UsDay at least like 3 to 5 times a month XP because relaxing is hella nice 

- Everytime you fell asleep on the couch i’d pick you up in my arms and gently carry you to your bed and softly tuck you in (1. I feel like I’d wind-up doing this alot =///= 2. yes I’ve listed people that weigh 3 times as much as you do kid XD you’re rather small)

- I would wanna read you stories every night before you go to sleep, basically a bedtime story to help improve your memories and to help keep the nightmares away

- Everytime you’d wake up in the middle of the night scared, I’d want you to wake me so I could comfort you and whisk your fears away XP