#urtypicalnerd

"Oh. Uhhhh, well, y'see..."

"Ooooo a work-in-progress, huh? I might not have written any of'em but I acted in enough cartoons, I bet we can figure something out together. You want a story about a hero right?"

"Er, yea. Right."

"Theeeen we gotta SHOW he's a hero! Hold this."

"Bonkers. This is a plunger."

"Tsktsktsk! Use your imagination, Lucky! Sure it's a stick with a bit of rubber on it now, buuuuut if you hold it right it can be anything! Like a staff or a sword. Next, we need a problem."

"Oh I can see one clear as day. It's about 3 feet tall and bright orange."

"When toons get sick it comes with all kindsa stuff humans don't have to worry about. Like toon flu!"

"It's awful! Terrible! Horrible!! You can't even stay in bed on account of because you bounce all over!"

"Buuuut then you get better and it's A-okey-dokey! So it's not so bad. I always eat popsicles when I get sick. They don't help but they ~sure taste good!~"