#untuckit

I was clicking on Shop This Fit but, apparently (pun intended), Josh is not for sale. *sad face* [source: untuckit | instagram] UPDATE: Thanks to @d3str0n81, this is Joshua Schubert.

*Dean also wears this shirt!

I try to keep up on the latest trends.  You’ve seen those Un-Tuck-It shirt ads on TV.  I think that’s cool.  I spotted a woman the other day with her pants Unbuttoned and unzipped.  I thought my goodness, as she approached, what a daring look.  I was amazed her pants stayed up, but I will admit she had a figure that could pull off the unbuttoned/unzipped jeans look. (She was curvy, like a stretched-out slinky.) Imagine going with the total UN look.  Untucked shirt with unbuttoned and unzipped jeans.  Shoes untied while holding an Uncola, yes, a 7-Up.  I know an attractive woman sporting unbuttoned and unzipped jeans would be left alone in public.  If I were parading around with my pants unbuttoned and unzipped, I’m sure I’d be in the back of a police cruiser in less than an hour.  Perhaps I’d be given a little latitude if I were in my SpongeBob underwear.  But if I were in my neon Cookie Monster skivvies, I’d be in trouble.  Had a serious talk with my wife this week.  She wants to take the grandkids out, and I told her if we use my car their are rules.  She asked what the difference was between your car and mine.  I explained how in her car the kids have no rules.  It’s basically Armageddon in the back seat.  I have rules and things they cannot play with in my car.  She asked:  “Like what?”  Well, honey, in my car's backseat their will be no Smores, Squirt Guns, Magic Markers, Scissors, Finger Paint, or Ant Farms.”  She asked where does this thinking come from.  I told her it comes from the time the kids were given soup in the back seat.  

While out in the car today, I heard one of those commercials for “Untuckit”.  It’s the shirts you can wear untucked and look great.  I looked up the website when I got home, and my my what a rackit they got going.  They all look like regular shirts like from Target, you’d wear untucked.  I didn’t notice anything special about them, except the price.  When I was growing up, the only thing that was labeled UN was 7-up, the Uncola.  Now keep your clothes untucked and you’ll be cool and hip.  Heck, most of my relatives wear their shirts untucked.  To be honest, half of them have their pants unzipped, also.  Pants unbuckled?  Very often also.  Having  a word that starts with “UN”, can be good sometimes and bad at others.   Going someplace special and your car is unwashed, Bad!  Received a notice in the mail for UNpaid taxes, Bad.   Got a blind date with a lady who’s known for being Uninhibited.  Could be good.  With my relatives growing up, if you showed up at a family gathering with your shirt tucked in, the first thing you’d hear muttered is “Who does that big shot think he is?”  Yep, I was a part of the untucked crowd before it became a thing.  Now I have to figure out why I see kids walking around with their shoes untied.  The only time you’ll see my shoes untied is if the cats have been trying to play with them.  To be honest, more times than not, “UN” leads to disappointment.  I told my wife that this evening I might need us to go up to bed early and watch TV, and she can hold me. She responded with: “That’s Unlikely”!