here, have these dumb random lines from a backburner WIP:
"You're boring, Vin. Bland. You ever eat bran pellets? They taste like cardboard. My physician says I gotta eat them, for my fiber intake, y'know. When I eat them, I lose my will to live. I don't even wanna eat, I just wanna die. That's how you make me feel."
"I'm not the distraction—I'm the main attraction."
"Do you ever slurp noodles with such vigor that they get caught in your throat, and to save yourself from the embarrassment of choking, you reach into your mouth to pull the noodles out, but you end up choking anyway because your fingers are down your throat?"














