#until it does

Dear fanfic authors: Lightsabers may be your character's life. They may be the inanimate representation and resonance of their very soul. They may be ALL KINDS of colors! But grasping something with your hands that emits a beam of plasma hot enough to cut through solid rock requires a rather hefty handle. Especially if it's meant to be a two-handed weapon. Please, for the love of the Force, do not say that someone can hide this gigantic honkin' two-fister of a weapon down inside your character's boot.

I will throw up.

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