Oct 22, 2018
i have always thought we were meant to be,
but I have never been sure,
what comes after,
Be
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i have always thought we were meant to be,
but I have never been sure,
what comes after,
Be
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Soda: I'm not going to pay you for sucking. That's not how the world works. You get paid for being awesome. You don't get paid for sucking unless you're a prostitute. Are you a prostitute?
Ryn: No.
Soda: Then I'm not paying you.
Ryn: I just had a thought.
Scottie: Sound the alarms.
Ryn: If you took all of the stupid shit we say and published it in a book, it would be a bestseller. People would be pissing themselves in the streets.
Scottie: I know. I piss myself regularly with you guys.
Scottie: -drops bottle of water on my crotch-
Emily: Congratulations, Scottie. You just pissed yourself.
Scottie: It's your turn to take the trash out.
Shelby: But I don't even live here!
Scottie: You're in my house, you're breathing my air, and youâre going to take out my goddamn trash can.
Willow: Scottie, I think thereâs something weird living in my pool.
Scottie: Donât kill it. It might be endangered.
Willow: Iâm too freaked out to touch it.
Scottie: Good. Whatever it is, hopefully itâll have babies.
Emily: But then the babies will be too crowded for the pool, and theyâll have to move somewhere else...
Scottie: Theyâll live in the sewer.
Emily: But then with all that extra room, they will grow to monstrous sizes.
Scottie: They'll have an entire working colony, complete with an established government and religion.
Emily: A year later, they will have to return to their birthplace to mate, just like salmon.
Scottie: Your pool will be over run with a billion of these gigantic creatures.
Emily: Then theyâll be even more crowded than before!
Scottie: So, in a violent rage, the creatures will destroy your house.
Emily: After making you buy them an even bigger pool to accommodate them all.
Scottie: You refused, but they ate you and stole your money anyway.
Emily: And when these creatures are released into the world, they multiply like rabbits.
Scottie: And become even bigger.
Emily: And then they destroy Tokyo.
(Pause.)
Scottie: Iâm sorry, what were we talking about?
Willow: I hate you guys so much.
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Emily: -flossing-
Mom: It looks like your floss isnât long enough...
Emily: If it was any longer, it wouldnât fit in my mouth.
Scottie: Thatâs what she said.
Mom: (ignoring me) I donât like flossing. I usually get in, get it over with, and get out.
Scottie: Thatâs what she said!
Emily: Is there a problem, officer?
Policeman: You canât park your car here.
Emily: Sure I can! See that sign?
SIGN: "No Parking Mon. Thru Fri."
Emily: It says âNo Parking Monday, Thursday, or Friday.â Today is Tuesday.
Willow: -enters the room-
Emily: ...But instead, I swerved across five lanes of traffic to run over pedestrians and crash into the ice cream truck.
Willow: I canât tell if youâre talking about video games or your first driving lesson, and that terrifies me.