Let's talk about marriage
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Marriage is a tradition invented by members of the Christian faith to ruin your life. You get stuck with an annoying, whiney bitch or an emo fag the rest of your life unless you're smart and in it for the money.
Marriage was invented over two thousand years ago by a King who was trying to get some land but was too much of a pussy to take it from people. Some people would disagree and say that marriage was and is meant as an expression of true love, but those people are usually virgins who have never gotten any, much less been married. A typical marriage back then consisted of a King who wanted some land but lacked the balls or ability to go out and conquer some. Instead, he would marry off his son or daughter to some other ruler so that the new land would technically belong to both of them.
That being said, the purpose of marriage hasn't changed much over the centuries, but the practice has. A woman will often see a man with a nice house or a nice car and will attempt to trick the man into "loving" her. This ensures that the lazy bitch will own half of the man's property even though she didn't work for it. That wouldn't be so bad for the man (he does get constant pussy) if the woman actually did something instead of sitting on her ass at home all day. If the man tries to put the woman in her place, she will immediately divorce him and take half of his hard earned shit.
In summary of the above text, marriage was created as a way to get new shit, and it is still used for this purpose today.
What marriage actually changes in peoples lives:
Losing your wealth to your significant other after divorce.
Being recognized by Governments during international travels, thus making getting visas for your partner is easy.
You can sue your partner for profit if you can prove getting cheated on.
Theoretical Truth About Marriage:
The necessity of marriage comes from distrust. Here are some facts:
If you trusted your partner, you would not need the protection from the Government so that one can sue the other one after breakup.
You actually do not need a recognition of your relationship by some authority.
Keeping Your Man Happy:
NEVER let your husband get his every last sexual whim. Save a few for when he's pissed off. Did you fuck up the bank account with a week until payday? Time to let him have that anal sex he's been asking about for the past 10 years. Buck it up and take it for the team and you'll find he'll cut you some slack.
Keeping Your Wife Happy:
Lie. Lie, lie and lie again. Trust me, she's worrying too much about herself to worry about you.
Ways To Get Out of Marriage:
Divorce
Go out for cigarettes and never return.
Kill the bitch
Suicide
File for divorce, kill her and her family, but forge documents to make it look like they were secretly in a cult that made them kill themselves.
