April 11, 2082 - Stewart Lipinski is Born
Stewart Lipinski was born on April 11, 2082, the younger brother of Karen Lipinski. Though living in an era where, after 50 years of the interstellar Universal Mapping Project has found nothing of note, space is considered boring by a disinterested public, Lipinski remained a space exploration fanboy. His enthusiasm carried him through the academy and upon graduation landed him the command of a ship. His happy-go-lucky, people-pleasing attitude would set the tone for his captainship.
Much to the chagrin of both, Lipinski was assigned his older sister as a First Officer. Though vastly more qualified for leadership, her stern, authoritarian style did not compliment the mission of the UMP; neither did it sit well with the rest of the ship’s crew of losers.
One minute into their first mission, the ship was sucked into a wormhole and deposited far beyond the frontier of known space.
(Paul Feig’s Other Space, 2015) (source)
