#unicornomics

Harness the power of the unicorn...to charge your phone! 

Perhaps you believe unicorn magic is only relegated to the crafting of fine sweets or granting wishes for the pure of heart. If so, you would be wrong. Because this unicorn can bring your dead cell phone battery back to life!  Meet the Unicorn Powerbank, a battery charger for your phone that is much more attractive than your phone. Seriously, why don’t we just have phones that look like this? Can someone get on that for us? 

Happy birthday to fellow unicorn advocate, @MirandaLambert! 

It seems like country music has invaded Unicornomics this week, and we’re A-OK with that as these lovely ladies advocate unicorn rights in their own special ways. Ms. Lambert celebrated her birthday with a unicorn ride & tattoo - which is a lot more enchanting than some unicorn tattoos out there! Happy birthday, Miranda, and may you fill that lovely unicorn mug above with some sparkling wine as you ride the rainbow into year #32!

You don’t have to love country music to enjoy this performance. Thanks, @KaceyMusgraves! 

We confess we hadn’t heard of Kacey Musgraves until she captured our hearts, starting at 3:40 of this video. We’re guessing this “Dime Store Cowgirl” traded her horse in for a unicorn!

Next up for Community Garden: Unicorns and unity - News - Hannibal Courier - Post - Hannibal, MO - Hannibal, MO

Another great quote from the article: “As a person pedaled on the unicorn, the system would draw water from the compost heap and irrigate the garden...” 

Clown learns the hard way not to photograph unicorn. (Language NSFW) 

What did the unicorn say to the clown? A lot of swear words. 

Oh, sorry - that sounded like the start of a joke! It wasn’t. At least Minnie Mouse and the pirate didn’t get into fisticuffs - that would have just been overkill.