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Draco: I saw Neville without a robe or a shirt today
Harry: *folding Daily Prophet in two* oh, really?
Draco: did I mention that I would most definitely suck his dick any given time?
Harry: that’s new
Draco: because now that I saw that torso, I would
Harry: you used to say that „he has a stupid face”
Draco: did I? I don’t remember
Harry: you did
Draco: strange
Harry: so, did you suck his dick?
Draco: I wanted to! But he played hard to get
Harry: he is married you know
Draco: to Pansy! She’s not half as good at cocksucking as I am
Harry: uhm—
Draco: right?
Harry: how should I know how does Pansy do it
Draco: oh please I am sure she sucked your dick at least once
Harry: yeah maybe but how the fuck should I remember that, after all these years
Draco: and all these sluts
Harry: your words, not mine
Draco: I don’t care
Draco: you should invite them in, put your dick into Pansy’s dirty mouth and allow me to suck that man’s cock like a popsicle
Harry: didn’t you say that Pansy is off-limits?
Draco: DO IT~
~at Longbottoms’ Pensieve
Pansy: I told you that it would happen
Neville: I just took off my shirt! It was sweaty! And soiled! From the soil!
Harry: I am not saying anything
Harry: in my opinion that wouldn’t be a treason or cheating or anything
Neville: it wouldn’t?
Harry: oh come on, he gets so horny sometimes he literally barged into Blaise and Ron’s honeymoon breakfast, sucked Blaise dry and apparated home, restless, demanding to be properly fucked
Neville: oof
Harry: and then he went to bath where he stayed for two hours
Harry: have you heard nothing about any of us told you about him
Harry: or have you not seen him in action
Neville: I don’t—
Pansy: go ahead, love
Pansy: and call him all those names you always wanted to call him
Pansy: make it therapeutical
Harry: yeah make it therapeutical, Neville
Neville: uhm—
Neville: I mean I could try
Neville: could I?
Harry: definitely no harm in trying
Pansy: you know that you literally pushed my husband into the arms of your husband
Harry: yeah I know that
Pansy: I don’t think that I could suck your dick now or never
Harry: it’s okay
Pansy: but Parvati always wanted to do that
Harry: tell her that I have free lunches on Wednesdays, my doors at the ministry are always open for friends and family
Pansy: are you not worried about Draco and Neville?
Harry: no
Harry: absolutely not
Neville: I—
Draco: don’t say anything weird, plant boy
Neville: okay
Draco: but if you want, you can call me names
Neville: I would like that
Draco: spare no spite for me
Neville: you… whore?
Draco: oh, baby *bites his lip*
Neville: you are nothing more than a mouth to be… fucked?
Draco: I will suck your soul out, pretty boy
Neville: oh, yeah?
Draco: flip this dick out or I will make you suffer
Neville: oh, right
Neville: take that you… fucking whore
Draco: Im telling you: this boy has never had his dick sucked so hard
Harry: I am glad you had fun
Draco: I will be training him from now on
Harry: I’m fine with it
Draco: did that hooker suck your dick too?
Harry: no, but apparently Parvati Patil always wanted to, so…
Draco: Wednesday lunch is your free day as I am going to Blaise’s to get fucked by his monster
Harry: I know
Draco: good
Draco: I ate all of his cum
Draco: all if it
Draco: there’s nothing left
Harry: what did he say?
Draco: he thanked me and cried a little
Harry: why would he cry
Draco: apparently it was a therapeutical experience for him, an experiment of fucking the bully or whatever
Harry: so you made him cry again
Draco: I gave him so much pleasure his mind is rewired
Draco: I believe he will think of me and have a raging boner
Draco: but maybe not in the next few hours
Harry: I’m glad you guys had fun
Draco: yadda YADDA yadda!
Draco: Will you fuck my ass now or should I go outside and walk the streets in search for a lover who’s going to satisfy my needs?
Harry: why didn’t you say so?
Draco: I AM SAYING IT NOW
Harry:
Draco: well?
Harry: I am so in love with you
Draco: yeah okay just ram it in, boy
Draco: and grab my hair and call me names
Harry: shut the fuck up, whore, you’re just a piece of meat I am putting on my cock to masturbate with
Harry: you dress like a cheapest one from the fancy sluts that visit my office in order to give me head for favours
Draco: I’m gonna commm—
Harry: empty your tiny balls with my cock inside you, let me feel it
Draco: OHMYGAAAAAWD
Harry: good slut
Draco: you’re the best, Potter
Harry: I know
Pansy: and how was it?
Neville: I am so numb it won’t work anytime soon
Pansy: that good? show me!
Neville: *gives her the thought*
Pansy: *watching it in Pensieve*
Neville: *sits there, stressing*
Pansy: oh my god
Neville: what
Pansy: this is SO hot
Pansy: I need to make some polyjuice potion
Neville: ???
Pansy: I want to get my soul sucked out through a dick too!
Pansy: by the way, have some tea, baby, you look dehydrated
Neville: I need to lay down
Neville: he pumped me out—
Neville: *faints*
Pansy: wingardium leviosa!
Neville: *flies to bed*
Pansy: damn
Pansy: who’d knew?
Pansy from their wedding portrait on the wall: we knew
Pansy: damn right
Pansy: but still
Pansy:
Portrait Pansy:
Portrait Pansy and Pansy: damn
