#unfates

a metaphor for … sorrow. i don’t know that’s actually quite a surface-level and cliché interpretation. what else can rain represent?

you know what. that’s how i appeared in this world and i’m fine with appearing in pizza huts that way, too. i’d love cheesy crust. i did, and guess what? they love you too.

That’s the spirit.

Ohhh my god. Ohhhhhhh my goddddddd. Oh. My goooood. Ohhhhh my Goooddddddd.

you’re right.

maybe the rain surrounding him is a metaphor.

that bear looks kind of sad.

where was the door? why didn’t i see the classic pizza hut logo on my way in? it’s a friesian horse. a big friend.

Door? We don’t have doors here. You just sort of appear when the time is right and then it’s your turn to figure out what the universe wants you to do here and how, if at all, you’re supposed to ever escape. Anyway. Cheesy crust?

when did i arrive in a pizza hut is the question of the hour. i’m trying to concoct a pizza-related pun on “nice to meet you” but it’s really not working out. that aside. i’m diede, and i’m about to go on a walk with a horse.

Just now. That’s why I greeted you. Read the room, Diede.

I’ve decided to make greeting posts like it’s 2014 up in here.