(Itās all good, friend! Iāve just been gone, lol. Also... how did you fall asleep on someoneās butt?)
Swapfell Sans:
Confused. And most likely pissed. I mean what the fuck kind of joke is that? Heās honestly offended. Heās certain youāre telling the joke in front of him in order to make him jealous so that he will come to you and confess. That must be it. Why else would you talk about someoneās butt and not his? Unless you are talking about his butt, and heās just not present when you do. In that case, he understands your joke. Youāre just shy and want to confess to him. However, you arenāt terrific at social cues like he is. So you donāt know that this ājokeā is the wrong way to tell him that you are head-over-heels-completely-and-totally-in-love with him. But donāt worry. He is prepared to prove to you that you can tell him. By talking about sleeping on other peopleās butts in front of you. That will show you!
Swapfell Papyrus:
Panic. Pure panic. Then depression. Oh dear... He knew it was too good to be true. This crush, he means. Youāre obviously in love with this friend of yours. Like... why would he even think he had a chance. Damn..! You wonāt see him for a while after this, because heās now avoiding you in order to save his emotions. On top of that, heās convinced you may have known about his crush on you and decided that you were going to hint that you didnāt like him with this. Heās also spending this time trying to convince Sans not to attack you.
Underswap Sans:
Stop! What are you doing?! Thatās inappropriate! You shouldnāt be discussing.... b-bottoms! Heās mortified. But that doesnāt make him like you any less. He also isnāt too discrete about his crush on you. Youāre more than likely are aware. You are also more than likely aware of his disapproval of the joke by his polite-repulsion every time you make the inside joke. Rather than feeling offended about this joke being told to another person, heās more concerned about the joke itself. He has more than enough self-confidence to assure himself that, while the joke is highly disagreeable, this inside joke is told with innocent intentions.
Underswap Papyrus:
Uh... Wat. I mean... okay? Heh... He doesnāt mind the joke, he says. Itās all in good fun. And he doesnāt mind that itās a joke with a friend. No, really, heās not jealous. Itās more just... uncomfortable. He says absolutely nothing, however. Heāll be damned if he spoils the fun. Heāll just have to make some inside jokes with you too.
