#undertail uni

"EDUCATIONAL AND LEISURE IN ONE! OF COURSE I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, AM UP FOR THE TASK!"There is muffled snickering from Oz as Passion is enlightened in the ways of the ecto-vag, courtesy of the guidance counselor-slash-coach."What is even funny about this?" Ace asks, nudging him. "For real. Let me in on the joke.""...p...pa...""Puh? Palico? Pack mule?"Oz shakes with laughter and whispers "papussy."

He smirks, a hint of sadness in his eyes."I get that quite often. I suppose you could say I am doing my best to make up for past mistakes."

“aw, hell yeah!” Red turns and pulls out his notebook. “see, look, i been takin’ notes n'shit. this chick is gonna get her mind fuckin’ BLOWN. first, i’m gonna–”“i said get out of my classroom, you jackass!” Foxtrot growls, landing a sharp knee in Red’s nonexistent stomach, making the edgy skeleton sputter and drop his notebook as Foxtrot sends him flying out the door. “jeez.”He turns, and stoops to pick up the notebook. His blush returns with a vengeance as he sees the diagrams and Red’s chicken-scratch decribing his “27-step plan to destroy the pussy”.…“ah, hell,” he coughs, flipping it closed and sliding it into his desk drawer. “i’ll, uh, return it later.”

"more than just boobs and butt AND thighs, evidently," Red snickered.Foxtrot flips him off as he makes his hasty retreat."glad to see someone isn't completely insane around here," He mutters to you as he passes.

"Monsters do not view Sex the same as humans, or as something to only be shared with one. Beyond that, Sex with the students is part of the job description," Dean Gaster explains, folding his hands neatly in front of him. "Barring their own discomforts, they are required to help relieve tensions as needed."He looks sternly over his glasses."Any romantic relationship between teachers and students is, of course, forbidden. This helps prevent favoritism in grades and such, as well as prevent nasty jealousy issues from our less open-minded students."

“Hey, you aren’t good at hypotheticals, we get it,” Ace snorts, patting her gently on the shoulder.

"Oh, that's a tough one," Ace nods solemnly while she tips back her hat, #PashOz emblazoned on the front. She sips from her #PashOz mug, tapping her fingers rhythmically to feign thinking while a group of freshmen erect a #PashOzFanclub sign behind her."You know, I just couldn't say. It isn't as if I've already created a cult following for one of these or anything..." She trails off with a little wink, leaning back to reveal her t shirt with the picture of Passion and Oz snuggling on it. "That would be weird, after all."

"oh, ya mean puttin' the trays away?" Axe shrugs. "jus' showed up t'help. might be lookin' for some dick, or maybe she's bein' nice."His eyelights wander over to where she's bent over the table, trying to reach a tray on the far side."...hell, maybe both."